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Lt. Gov Candidate: Same Sex Marriage Would Lead To Marrying Clocks And Tables

Discussion in 'Current Events, World News, & LGBT News' started by Dan82, Oct 27, 2010.

  1. Dan82

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    http://www.care2.com/causes/politics/blog/same-sex-marriage-would-lead-to/

     
  2. ArcusPravus

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    I really would like to see brain scans of people who think this is the next logical step. I wonder if it'll actually pop up on the screen with an arrow pointing "Here's the problem".
     
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    Dude, I said "I want me some cock", not "I want me some clock"!

    Lex
     
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    gives new meaning to "cleaning someones clock"

    Come on, every guy here at some point in their life have popped a boner after walking into ashley's furniture store.

    "what a lovely ottoman... oh oh... WHERES MY NOTEBOOK!"
     
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    Just...wow...I....I think this candidate deserves an EPIC FAIL.
     
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    LOL! :roflmao:

    Thank you.
     
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    i forgot about that!!!

    so friggan awesome!!!
     
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    That is truly pathetic. How in hell does same sex marriage lead to legalising marriage to inanimate objects? Plus, that would mean removing consent.

    If a clock were able to consent, then what is wrong with marrying one?
     
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    The clock said 7:35. If that's not consent, I don't know what is.

    Lex
     
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    Lex you have the best sense of humour :grin:

    This article is ludicrous.
     
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    I love you. :roflmao:
     
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    Cuz the love I have for my sex totally transfers over to my neighbor's patio furniture.
     
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    Um, duh. This is common sense.
     
  15. Lexington

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    Does somebody else want to make a "hand job" joke? I shouldn't take all the humorous comments...

    Lex
     
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    check out the legs on that table! :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    Wouldn't that be considered "two timing" on your partner :lol:
     
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    nope, not two timing... but if you shop at a furniture store in napa valley, I think it would be called 'missonary style'.

    when the clock strikes twelve...
     
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    And they haven't called the police on you?! Talk about gay-friendly neighboors lol.

    ---------- Post added 29th Oct 2010 at 12:17 PM ----------

    But in all seriousness, wouldn't "getting turned on by furniture" be more of a fetish than a sexual orientation??? It's not like we're asking to marry leather-daddies or something lol it's a sexual orientation.

    If straight marriage was illegal that would be like me saying "What's next, he gonna marry a pretty foot or some big titts?.....Breeders...." lol.
     
  20. Pepsi

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    When I saw the title of this thread I seriously thought someone posted an onion video. You know bigots are getting ridiculous when Onion news starts seeming more realistic then real news.