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'Is My Little Baby Going to Go Gay?'

Discussion in 'Current Events, World News, & LGBT News' started by Kerze, Jul 27, 2011.

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  1. Kerze

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    Surely this is a joke, no?

    Some 'highlights' below



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    There is also this, from the same delightful people.
     
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  2. Ethan

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    Heehee.
    Yes, it's a joke church.
    Just Google Landover Baptist Church and you'll find lots of Christian sites hating on them.
     
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    There isn't a thread on their forum I don't laugh about. xD
     
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    Yeah it's such a funny site :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: Click on Betty Bowers too. Hilarious
     
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    Betty Bowers is like a hand job from jesus. she rocks.

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    oh, and for the unintiated, here is a history of america:

    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSzZpVFZ2zw&feature=player_profilepage[/YOUTUBE]
     
    #5 Emberstone, Jul 27, 2011
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    >>>Soccer is not a sport for civilized people and often results in alarmingly long, uncut penises escaping from very alluring satin shorts.

    God, I wish. :slight_smile:

    Lex
     
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    It's definitely a joke, "The Kristian Kids Korner"? haha
     
    #7 Shmoe, Jul 27, 2011
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    so basically, wouldnt david beckham be tripping over his ding dong while running down the feild?

    What about women's soccer?
     
    #8 Emberstone, Jul 27, 2011
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    Ah, so cartoons and crayons are where my parents "failed" me.:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    Yes mine forbid cartoons but forgot about the dangers of crayola thus I am Bi........:roflmao:
     
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    I think the more pressing matter is that your a conservative in connecticut... how the hell does that happen?:lol:
     
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    LOL I know both parents are liberal too.
     
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    You know what isn't a joke?

    "Meanwhile, the boy's father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm his son's maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a little girl. He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball. He can teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard. He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger."

    Dr. Dobson's Newsletter: June 2002
     
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    teehee... dobson wants us to teach our sons how to pitch and how to catch... teehee.
     
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    I'm f%^&ed up enough as it is; I can only imagine how much more if dear old dad showed me his wang! Ewww!
     
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    how many young boys, upon reading this, will run to their parents and ask for them to sign them up for the local soccer league?
     
    #16 Emberstone, Jul 27, 2011
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    Gah, this scared the hell out of me, until I noticed who wrote it...

    Now I can read it and lol in peace.
     
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    I want to send in a testimonial to the website.

    "before, I was just your average kid... but then I took your advice and started playing soccer. now, I live on nantucket, and can suck it. Thank you Landover Baptist Church!"
     
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    This is quite amusing. At first I was thinking, what is this nonsense and who could possibly ever think of writing it? And then I realized that it was, in fact, a huge joke. I feel in-the-loop now. :slight_smile:
     
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    wait... playing soccer wont give me a huge dingdong?!?!?

    :tears::tears::tears::tears::tears::tears::tears::tears::tears::tears::tears::tears::tears::tears::tears::tears::tears::tears::tears::tears:
     
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