Homophobic US Christian fundamentalist convicted of public masturbation offence

I'm so glad I'm not some messed up, sexually frustrated, public masturbating Christian. I look forward to the end of days, and the rapture. I'm curious to hear what Jesus has to say.

 

you probably wont be here to say it, having been more moral than the right wing christian whackjobs, and therefore raptured while they are 'left behind' to suffer under the anti-christ they worship.

 

"I'm going to clean up this place, just as soon as I'm done masturbating in this children's park!"

Jesus doesn't like hypocrites, you know.

 

Urrgghh, it's hypocrites like these who give all Christians bad names, I can honestly say that the church saved my life, this is just so disappointing.

 

Gotta love people like that lol just shows why we're not the perverts lol

 

but remeber, fundemenetalist christainity, of which this guy and his ilk follow, technically doesnt qualify as christanity, because it is rooted not in the teachings of christ, but the aspiration for power and wealth over others of the people who substitute christ's teachings for their own ego and lust.

the sad thing is real christians arent noisy about their faith.

 

Snickering all the way to my devil worship shack.