Linda Harvey explains why gays like Halloween

"We all can see it’s a huge celebration in the LGBT world, especially for the gender-confused folks. This illustrates some of the problem. The core of Halloween is glittering artificiality, you can pretend to be someone you aren’t’ for a night, you can flirt with danger, you can divine a different destiny, but it is all void of the presence of or will of God. It’s a seduction that says, ‘don’t be afraid, do whatever you want, there’s nothing to fear,’ it’s one of Satan’s oldest tricks."

And I've fallen for it completely and utterly.

 

.... someone need to look up history of halloween lol. it's as old as christians blaming demons on everything

 

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:rolle: I'm sorry, but what?! :roflmao:

Isn't it a huge celebration for everyone including "the LGBT world"? And what was that about the children? I thought WE were the ones unfit to raise a child. xD Weren't the cristians the ones who actually invented halloween? (I may be wrong on that one)

I'm just going to go all-out Tim Minchin here and say:

If anyone can show me under reasionable experimental conditions that real contact with real demons is quite possible
then they can have my wife... Oh wait, i'm gay, nevermind then.

Sorry about the not so serious contribution, but in my defence, the news isn't very serious either. Other than the fact that people seem to eat this stuff and not see reality for themselves. :eusa_doh:

 

I can't even finish reading this it's so ridiculous.

 

How can people think like this in 2012?

 

Satan seems to be the only character in their bible with any morals anyway.

 

I think Satan & his minions are finding using Linda Harvey to be an extremely useful tool, especially since she sounds like a complete tool when she opens her mouth...

 

But Linda Harvey should love halloween, as she is a demonic witch.

her special demon power is boner-shrinkage hexes.

 

well, i do luv candies. speaking of which, she might change her mind if she..... tasted the rainbow.:newcolor: :lol:

 

I dunno how she could say all that with a straight face, unless she really falls for it hook, line and sinker... oh wait.

 

The LGBT angle is new, but I've heard this criticism of Halloween before. Just more fundamentalists trying to find something to get angry about.

 

Satan is the only one who loves everyone. :lol:

God's got a lot of people on his hate list.

 

Holy fuck this is funny
I feel like I'm watching Stephen Colbert.

 

Oh dear, sounds like we're back to the Middle Ages again. Anyone up for a witch trial? :dry::bang:

 

In the regular world, Halloween is when children dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Gay World, Halloween is the one night a year when a gay can dress like a total slut and no other gays can say anything about it.

 

I no longer celebrate Christmas or Easter, for I have shed the trappings of my Christian birth and have fully embraced Satan, and now All Hallow's Eve, when the veil between the land of the living and the realm of the dead is at its thinnest, I do my dark lords bidding.

I am counting the days on my calendar when I can don my black garb, paint my face with the blood of virgin boys that I have sacrificed over the past year, and stalk the streets with my fag vampire brethren, to find young men to rape and perverse.

Once I have corrupted the souls, and defiled the bodies of 100 males, I will receive my reward! Every sacrifice of straight, Christian blood brings me closer to my demonic orgy with my red-skinned master, and his massive bifurcate phallus which will bring me immense unearthly joy.

I yearn for him to bury his claws deep into my flesh and stimulate me in ways no mortal should ever know. I kill for him. I lie, cheat, steal and sully all that is good and righteous for him.

Hail Satan, my father, my lover, the keeper of my unholy gay soul.

Click the link, if you dare... http://youtu.be/jU6iP0WLsU8

 

Oh of course. "Let's bash on transgender people" time. Not like that's every fucking second of every day ever or anything.

 

I had a rant on the origin of halloween but i got lazy half way through it, that lady is wrong and should feel bad because she is bad.

 

I like Halloween because I get free candy.

The old ladies who give out pennies or granola bars are the worst.