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Christian Preacher Blames Hurricane Sandy on Gays.

Discussion in 'Current Events, World News, & LGBT News' started by BradThePug, Oct 29, 2012.

  1. BradThePug

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    SHIT.

    If the Christian's find out we brewed the storm, started World War II and caused that massive quake and subsequent wave in Japan, we're really screwed.

    Gays, we're going to have to arrange another elaborate cover up.
     
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    Guys, someone tell him hurricane is natural!
     
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    They cannot be allowed to know...
     
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    i was thinking the plan B part 69 cover up idea...
     
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    Good. The gays bought me two extra days to study for chemistry! Go out and have more ass sex so I can score a full week.
     
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    I guess the preacher has been watching to many Captain Planet reruns, everyone knows Gays have the ability to control elements and summon a hurricane:icon_wink Just wait till they find out our ability to summon a guy in tights:roflmao:


    In all seriousness though, this really isn't surprising:eusa_doh:
     
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    I actually laughed and applauded out loud when I read this post. My parents probably think I have some serious issues.

    I am not really surprised by this guy, though. It was probably all that scissoring that stirred it up. That and spa orgies.
     
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    How does he know it wasn't the feminists and abortionists?
     
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    It was actually all the people working on Sundays.
     
  11. Okay who is the gay guy that told him?
     
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    They're onto us.

    Quick, hide the weather controller.
     
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    Hah, just yesterday I was telling people on here that I knew this was coming. :grin:

    The storm is set to hit the "gay marriage" epicenter of the United States: New York, Massachusetts, Vermont, New Hampshire, Connecticut, as well as hitting parts of Canada, where Sodomite marriage is legal nationwide...plus God is sending a warning to Maine and Maryland which are voting on marriage equality in a few days! :icon_wink

    Though it'd be really sad if a lot of idiots out there really did believe this and vote against marriage equality out of fear of 'God's wrath'...:icon_sad:
     
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    I saw this on Queerty. I knew this was coming. Moron
     
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    And europe is almost fine except for the economy?
    Even though Europe probably have God on their side before the US liberated from British Empire?
     
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    After me and my fag coven were done summoning demons (and having anal sex) in preparation for All Hallow's Eve (a night soul corruption straight rape by costumed queers) we chanted to the heathen Gods of old to summon a storm to kill more of our enemies.

    It was kind of an after thought, but it seems to have worked out nicely. We also summoned the 7.7 earthquake in BC. We were actually aiming for Washington DC, unfortunately the map was incorrectly placed in the blessed pentagram (Circle of Power, Star of Satan, whatever you want to call it), and it hit a lowly populated area in Northern Canada.

    Next time we cast such a spell, we'll inject less illicit drugs, and be more focused on the longitude and latitude of our mystical elemental terrorism, and less focused on the anal sex.

    By the way, you're welcome.
     
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    - Likes rainbows
    - Widely perceived in fandom as possibly bi/lesbian
    - Can control weather
    - Organized the creation of a giant tornado

    Maybe the Christians are onto something here...
     
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    Well, he's got a tenuous grip on reality as it is.
     
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    Not surprised. Sadly, not surprised. Actually, I kind of am, because Pat Robertson wasn't the one who made this statement. Seriously, these statements are all severely lacking in foresight and taste, especially when the storms are on track to cause major casualties.

    Wasn't the right wing claiming that the President had some secret contraption that could control the weather back when the RNC was going on and Hurricane Isaac was en route to Tampa? Then when Isaac swerved away from Tampa, some right-wing Christians claimed that it was because God favored the Republicans or something. Poor saps...twisting their minds into pretzels just to deny climate change.
     
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    The only thing sadder than this story is the fact that there's probably a solid 5% of Americans who actually believe this shit.