I have a solution to homophobia: Obviously if everyone on Earth was gay no one would discriminate against us, so let's make 'them gay. Here's how: I am a very very-I don't mean to brag-very very very attractive male. One look at me and you fall in love me, you can be the straightest guy on the planet, one look and you'll spend the rest of your life mentally undressing me (I can't even post a picture of me on here because of the chaos the mass crush on me would wreck on the Internet), so here's the plan: We make sure every member of the human race gets a look at me, we'll make posters, put me on TV, play my oh so sexy voice on every radio station, upload my picture to every website in the world, then once everyone's seen me they'll all be gay (for me) and we'll all live happily ever after.
Please tell me your threads are all just jokes and sarcasm because I don't know whether to laugh at them or to hate you
Is it wrong that I lol'd at this? This would be an interesting thing to see, though. It'd be like the Mayan Apocalypse of Homophobia.
I notice that most of the objections come from concern for the survival of the human race. No problem. People can still have procreational sex. It just won't be as good as having me.
