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General News 12 Million Americans Believe Lizard People Run Our Country

Discussion in 'Current Events, World News, & LGBT News' started by theMaverick, Apr 3, 2013.

  1. theMaverick

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    Hahaha I love the comments, "I had no idea there were that many scientologists".

    I don't think global warming is real so maybe I'm a crazy person?
     
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    I don't claim to know whether global warming is real or not, but I'd rather err on the side of caution and take care of our planet, regardless.
     
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    Ok everyone, grab your guns, we're going after these lizard bastards if its the last thing we do!!

    And this is the America I'm growing up into... God help us.
     
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    Wow too much Doctor Who
     
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    :tantrum:
    what is wrong with people...
    :eusa_doh:
     
  7. Stridenttube

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    "Tonights breaking news! was Obama born to an alligator? And does Hillary Clinton have a tail? Find out more on tonight's late-breaking news. Back to you Tim..."
     
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    That's incorrect. Obama was born on planet X to a high ranking lizard official. he was transported to the US 4 years ago to complete the final stages of the lizard world domination plan which includes but is not limited to large consumptions of mcdonalds mcribs, Donald trump's haircut, and adding additives to Oprah winfry's water to make her weight fluctuate drastically. :lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    bahahahahahaha
     
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    You're my new hero.
     
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    that & yr wrong, frankly
     
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    That's about 4% of the US population. I'm not surprised because I'd guess at least 10% of the population is "off their rockers" crazy and another 15% percent believed the world was gonna end in 2012 (although those categories aren't mutually exclusive).