Lol, that's a new one to me XD. One I just saw a day or so ago on Reddit: What did the Kraken have for lunch? ...Fish and ships.
Why are drugs so expensive in Leeds? Because there's only one LSD and two E's. *Drum roll, cymbal bash, gets coat and exits*
How many aholes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Doesn't matter, long as it doesn't get stuck. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but howd they get in there? Yo mamas so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
A priest, a rabbi, and Hitler walk into a bar. The bartender sees the trio and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
What's the difference between a black guy and a piñata? You can beat the pulp out of a piñata with worrying about legal issues ---------- Post added 8th Jun 2014 at 10:15 PM ---------- Sure you can, just adjust its scales
How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they beat the room because its black! School bus full of white kids = twinky