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Misheard Lyrics

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  1. CyanChachki

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    Have you misheard any lyrics? If so, share!!

    Mine are:

    Sean Kingston - Your Sister

    Misheard lyrics: "If I'm wrong, oh I don't wanna be right, I guess your sister is fat, it ain't my fault, I guess your sister's my type"

    Actual Lyrics: "If I'm wrong oh I don't want to be right, I kissed your sister last night, it ain't my fault, I guess your sister's my type"

    Taylor Swift - Shake it off

    Misheard lyrics: "And the baker's gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake.."

    Actual lyrics: " And the faker's gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake.."

    Alannah Myles - Black Velvet

    Misheard lyrics: " Black Velvet in and that little boy's mine, black velvet in that so southern style, when you release her, you will bring her to your knees, black velvet, if you bleed.."

    Actual lyrics: " Black velvet and that little boy's smile, black velvet with that slow southern style, a new religion that'll bring ya to your knees, black velvet if you please"

    Poke'Masters - Pokemon Kanto Theme

    Misheard lyrics: "The courage of Bulbashrew"

    Actual lyrics: "Our courage will pull us through"

    Mika - Love Today

    Misheard lyrics: "You're so clueless you're just like your mother"

    Actual lyrics: "Is it cause you're just like your mother?"

    Sailor Moon Theme

    Misheard lyrics: "See the powers, awesome ninja work"

    Actual lyrics: "With secret powers, all so new to her"
     
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    Black Heart- Stone Temple Pilots
    Misheard: Out of a dead man's ass
    Actual: Out of a dead man's eyes

    Boulevard of Broken Dreams-Green Day
    Misheard: Sometimes I wish a bear would find me
    Actual: Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me

    Black-Pearl Jam
    Misheard:All them bitches said old men watched them bled, tied to heavy things
    Actual: All the pictures have all been watched in black, tattooed everything (maybe I am just naturally assume violent things :s? :lol:slight_smile:
     
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    Smash Mouth - All Star
    Misheard: You're a rock star, take your shirt off, get laid
    Actual: You're a rock star, get the show on, get paid

    I have no clue why I misheard like that.
     
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    Black Widow
    Misheard: gonna love ya like a black little baby
    Real: gonna love ya like a black widow baby
     
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    Katy Perry: Dark Horse

    Misheard: "So you wanna play with my d***!"

    Real: "So you wanna play with magic!"

    ---------- Post added 2nd Jan 2015 at 07:51 PM ----------

    A personal one of mine, got made fun of for singing it like this when I was ten...

    Dude looks like a lady

    Misheard: "Do the sexy lady! Dada! Dada! Do the sexy lady!"

    Real: "Dude looks like a lady! Dada! Dada! Dude looks like a lady!"
     
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    Taylor Swift - Blank Space

    Misheard: Got a Starbucks lover
    Real: Got a long list of ex-lovers
     
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    Uptown Funk - Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars

    Misheard lyrics: Fill my cup put some nigga in it.
    Actual lyrics: Fill my cup put some liquor in it.
     
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    The final countdown - Europe

    Misheard lyrics - We're heading for Peanuts
    Actual lyrics - We're heading for Venus
     
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    The final countdown - Europe

    Misheard lyrics - We're heading for Peanuts
    Actual lyrics - We're heading for Venus
     
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    Green Day - Holiday
    Misheard: Sneek cats to the president's Greenland! (idk ok)
    Actual: Sieg Heil to the president gasman
    Some Strawberry Panic Themesong
    Misheard: Frying cheesedoodles! (I have terrible hearing and I wasn't looking at the subs at the moment ok)
    Actual: Waiting for you!
     
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    I originally thought that Caramelldansen was in English and that the chorus went like this:

    Dance on your own
    Can't you get my handbag?
    Yours, only yours
    And you're a stable best friend
    You smell like
    You could be my girlfriend
    Live on the edge
    With Caramelldansen

    ...Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking. I misheard that entire song.
     
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    same!!!!!!!!!
     
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    And this is where I learn that those aren't the lyrics. Maybe it was a radio edit?

    AC/DC Dirty Deads

    Actual- Dirty Deads done dirty cheap

    Misheard- Dirty Deads and the dunder-cheek

    I got into an argument with my mom over this as a kid. I was determined I was right!:lol: I still mishear it, even knowing the real lyrics.
     
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    Def Leppard - Love Bites

    Misheard: Bloomin' hell!

    Actual: Yes it does, It will be hell.

    ^In my defense this is the muffled bit at the end.



    Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On

    Misheard: I believe that the hot dogs go on.

    Actual: I believe that the heart does go on.



    Joss Stone - You Had Me

    Misheard: You wasted your coffee.

    Actual: You're wasted, You cost me.
     
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    Excuse me while I kiss this guy
    Excuse me while I kiss the sky
    Jimmie Hendrix
     
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    Flawed Design- Stabilo
    Misheard: Cause the girls are restless in my hair cause I lied.
    Actual: The chemicals are restless in my head cause I lie.
     
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    Song: Backstabber-The Kooks
    Misheard Lyrics: You're a, psycho nigga
    Actual lyrics: You're a, solid gold digger
    *sigh*
     
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    Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix

    Misheard: Scuse me while I kiss this guy
    Correct: Scuse me while I kiss the sky

    Wanna Be Startin' Something by Michael Jackson

    Misheard: Imma say it one more time, I'm not gon' stop
    Correct: Ma ma se, Ma ma sa, Ma ma coo sa.

    I disn't mishear(sp?) this last one but I saw it online and thought it was funny. Especially if you know the song

    Blowin in the wind by Bob Dylan

    Misheard: The ants are my friends and there blowin in the wind.
    Correct: The answer, my friend, is blowin in the wind.