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Which Muppet Baby Are You, Under Penalty Of Perjury?

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  1. HuskyPup

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    Me:

    The State Finds That You Are Gonzo. The wild card of the gang, you march to the beat of your own drum, whether that means becoming obsessed with chickens, or just being a general, unpredictable weirdo. You can be a little overbearing sometimes, but your heart is in the right place—and someday you’ll find yours. Bear in mind that false statements stemming from confusion, memory lapse, or genuine mistake, will not necessarily be seen as perjury, but could nonetheless place you under suspicion if justice is obstructed.
     
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    The State Finds That You Are Kermit

    De facto leader of the gang, you try to keep a cool head, but it can be tough when you’re at the center of so much chaos. When it’s time to use your imagination, you see yourself as a movie-style hero, swinging in to save the day. If any part of your testimony is found to be inaccurate, and there is materiality to that claim, you may be charged and sentenced to one to five years in prison, plus fines and probation.




    I was kind of expecting Fozzie Bear, or maybe Gonzo. But hey, Kermit is fine too.
     
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    Another Kermit here. I guess that means I am lucky?

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