Favourite/funniest simpsons moments

"I like my beer cold.... And my homosexuals flaming!"

I think that was it.

I'm better with family guy quotes (hence my signature)

 

I've always loved Nelson's side stories, (his dating Lisa, his Mom the hooker, his thinking Bart was evil when Bart killed the bird, etc) so my favorite is definitely his Sundance movie entry XD;;; I couldn't find it online but it's from the episode "Any Given Sundance" and is called "Life Blows Chunks" XD;;;

"I like to cry at the ocean, because only there do my tears seem small."

 

Oh, got another one:
In the same episode as my last quote, Bart is wearing a Hawaiian shirt and homer asks where he got it, Bart replies 'dunno, came out of the closet"
Hehehe

 

Couldn't find my favorite I was thinking of. Quite frankly I could never choose either, I just picked one that's cool.
It's when Bart is being reconverted from Catholicism to Protestantism, and he says:
"Don't you people get it? It's all Christianity, people! The little stupid differences are NOTHING to the great stupid similarities!"
Note: That's not hate-speech, I'm multiply religious myself :3