For those horror fans what are the rules of surviving a horror movie? 1. Obviously DON'T HAVE SEX. Sex is a garuntee that you will die. 2. Oh and if your a virgin, congrats you survive and probably "kill" the killer. 3. Don't drink or do drugs, you're just making yourself an easier target 4. Don't hide, the killer knows where you are already 5. Don't be a minority, especially black, or you will be the first to die (Not racist, it's true)
Cherry Falls breaks #1 and #2, because not having sex and being a virgin, is what makes you a target to be killed. It's a terrible movie, but it's worth noting for that. And #5, really? White people seem to be killed more and first. I agree with #3 and #4, though.
The only way to survive a horror movie is to not be in it in the first place. If you are in a goddamn horror movie there are no guarantees you will survive. End of story. Haunted house? NOPE, LET'S MOVE SOMEWHERE ELSE Graveyard? NOPE (why the fudge would you want to be there anyways? Go watch a movie or something) Asylum? NOPE Abandoned hospital? (f*ck that dare, if your friend dies, the joke's on him/her) Abandoned caves/mines? HAHAHA NO Satanic-looking book? NOPE NOPE Creepy dummy/doll? HOW ABOUT NO Cellar/basement? I'M OUT Basically, stay off-limits from anything abandoned or creepy-looking. Oh, and don't be an a*shole so a scary houngan lady won't curse you. Congrats, you survived a horror movie. :eusa_clap
How to survive a horror movie: 1. Haunted house? Get the hell out. 2. Scary object/dolls? Burn it with fire. 3. DON'T HIDE BEHIND THE CHAINSAWS!!! 4. Home alone and hear people laughing and noises upstairs? Run out of the house screaming bloody murder and drive to the police station and call the SWAT team. Then, drive the hell away from there. And #5 the golden rule: Get on an airplane and fly to Switzerland if you find yourself in any of these situations [
Make sure you always have someone else with you, that way when the sh*t hits the fan, you can push them into the trouble and run!!!!!!!! Save yourself!
Run as far away as possible as fast as you can. And if you hear a noise don't feel the urge to ask who's there or follow it into some shifty place void of actual civilization. Just don't do that because that's a surefire way of imminent death.
