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Misheard Lyrics

Discussion in 'Entertainment and Technology' started by QueerChair, Mar 4, 2016.

  1. QueerChair

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    I was just listening to Cocaine by Nomy and heard one of the first lyrics as "Take your life, take your life, we'll go gay." Never realized how similar 'Cocaine' and 'Go gay' sound until now

    I'm curious if anyone else has had a similar experience with mishearing lyrics.
     
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    I hear the exact same thing lol
     
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    Taylor Swift - Blank Space
    "Got a long list of starbucks lovers"
     
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    SISTAR (kpop band) - ALONE "I don't wanna cry.. please dry my ass" Lmao its actually "please dry my eyes" but since they have a Korean accent it sounds like ass and not to mention this SNSD (kpop band) song called- I got a boy "I got a boy on my chin I got a boy chicken" lmao
     
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    This is great! My mum mishears every song ever! Anyone know "these days" by take that? My mum always heard "bee stings". Also, in when we were young by Adele, the backing singers sound like they're singing "inebriate".
     
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    Yes! Thank you!!! :lol:
     
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    There's a Li'l Wayne song called "John" and one of the lines goes "I get pussy, mouth and ass, call that bitch triple threat" (yes, Weezy is a crass fellow). I heard the first part as "I get pussy, my own ass" and I couldn't for the life of me think of why he would be bragging about his own ass.
     
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    Sugar We're Goin' Down - Fall Out Boy

    'nough said. lmao.
     
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    Any Fall Out Boy or LeATHERMOUTH song is full of misheard lyrics. Also, I'm Not Okay (I Promise) by My Chemical Romance sounds like "I'm Not A Gay" of you listen closely. And This Is The Best Day Ever by MCR has a lyric that goes "set the ferris wheels ablaze" but I thought it was "set your favorite swimmer" for some reason
     
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    Oh, here's a classic one: Manfred Mann's Earth Band - Blinded by the Light

    "Blinded by the light. Wrapped up like a douche, another rumor in the night"

    I know what the actual lyrics are...now...but when I first heard it on the radio I was very veeery confused. :lol:
     
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    Train - "Drive By"

    Everything is booby

    Reality: everything is groovy
     
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    "See the hands of my offspring making weird things" - I Palindrome I by They Might Be Giants (really said "windmills")

    "Where the world goes by like the human hair" - Ana Ng by They Might Be Giants (really "Humid air". John Linnell (the singer) says he hears that too, and sometimes says it on purpose)

    "F*** your parents" - Smells Like Nirvana by Weird Al (really "Bug your parents")

    "Blah blah blah blah blah" - Lunatic to Love by The Presidents of the United States of America (really "Love love love love love")
     
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    Edguy - Save Me - "I've been locked into gay" (idk the real lyrics)
    AC/DC - Highway To Hell - "She's a n***** on a one-way ride ("Season ticket on a one-way ride", I think)
     
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    Too many to list... But I'll try!

    -"Undefeated! I should give up right now!" -Tango: Maureen - RENT
    -"Got a long list Starbucks lovers" -Blank Space - Taylor Swift
    -"I pray that France gives a shit." -Stay Alive - Hamilton
    -"I love the guy, but he's attractive." -The Election of 1800 - Hamilton
    -"Into the ridden deed, good man." -Your Obedient Servant - Hamilton
    -"We harken. Dawn. Guns drawn. // Your wrong." -Your Obedient Servant - Hamilton
    -"I'm always headed to prove!" -What'd I Miss - Hamilton
    -"My boo's waiting for me when I step in the place!" What'd I Miss - Hamilton
    -"Loving! Uncontrollable loving!" -What Is This Feeling - Wicked

    (probably a lot more...)
     
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    Perhaps this was an early clue that I was a transgirl, but the song "Jessie's Girl" by Rick Springfield... "You know, I wish that I was Jessie's girl..." :Sigh: I would sing that chorus so loudly.

    Real lyrics are here.
     
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    It was only about a year ago that I realised that in the Abba song Dancing Queen, they're singing "You can dance, you can jive!" instead of "You can dance, you can die!". I suppose I've always had a morbid side.
     
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    Team - Lorde

    What it really is: "We're on each other's team"
    What my dad thought it was: "We're only seventeen"

    Hand jive - Grease

    Reality: "Hand jive"
    What my WHOLE family says: "Handjob"
     
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    "let's get married and take the bus home"

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    Actually: Jasmine foxed me in her grove
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