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Old 15th Mar 2017, 02:47 PM   #1
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Star Wars Needs Better Reproductive Health Care

This is a song I wrote about Padme's pregnancy and Anakin freaking out in Star Wars Episode Three. (Note, it's very ridiculous)

Anakin, you need to chill
If Padme had gone to the OB/GYN
She would probably be alive
Unlike those younglings you killed

Star Wars needs better reproductive health care
Padme is not poor, she easily couldíve accessed it
Except for the fact that it doesnít exist
Why did the Galactic Senate defund Planned Parenthood?

Why did Padme die?
She was healthy
But since it had to do with a womanís body
Droids know nothing

Anakin, you need to chill
If Padme had gone to the OB/GYN
She would probably be alive
Unlike those younglings you killed
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Old 15th Mar 2017, 04:24 PM   #2
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Re: Star Wars Needs Better Reproductive Health Care

Reminds me of good old Dr. Ball, M.D.

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Old 20th Mar 2017, 02:29 AM   #3
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Re: Star Wars Needs Better Reproductive Health Care

That's a little harsh
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Re: Star Wars Needs Better Reproductive Health Care

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That's a little harsh
It's supposed to be silly. I do have a pretty big bias towards Padme and against Anakin, though.
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Old 20th Mar 2017, 11:23 PM   #5
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I like it, it's different. I couldn't have come up with it
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