http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ "Remeber that text you shouldn't have sent last night? We do." Pretty much, send in the dumbass texts you send or receive that really shouldn't have even been typed, let alone sent. My favourites: (603): Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple' (1-603): that's awkward (412): I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches (815): I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos. And the best ever... (267): i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
(510): he said he didn't have a condom. (415): and you said? (510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that. :roflmao::roflmao: Oh! I love this one!!!!!!!
(802): last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears. (917): dollar well spent (250): i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
(804): Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men :roflmao: I seriously had to sit and think about this one for a while. In other news, I love this website.
Damn. There goes my evening. Between this and Ask a Urinal... (650): Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms.. (1-650): You've kissed worse.
