New Moon trailer

Goodness. Another one already. Well, have to hand it to them, they're shelving those faster than Harry Pothead. And the people, definitely sexier. If the story wasn't so bogged down with unoriginality and the boring redneck little lady didn't make me want to flog her constantly along with her selfish metrosexual closeted boyfriend and his clique of Grease wanna be glittering twinks, then I'd want to see it more.

But sadly, and strangely yet, I still want to see the damn movie.

-_-

 

Yea, the third one is scheduled for a year from now... lol.

Anyways, the trailer was meh. To save her, he pushes her extremely hard into a desk, causing her entire arm to start bleeding? >_>

 

Lol I know. I thought the same.

"Wtf? He just pushed that dumb broad! LMAO"

 

Don't get me wrong... I've read the books and even liked all of them (except the first 2/3 or 3/4 of New Moon, which I assume the movie will rectify), liked the first movie, and I like this trailer... except the transformation. CGI of organic, living things (as opposed to machines and metal like Iron Man and Transformers) still looks TOTALLY cartoon to me, and I nearly laughed out loud when I saw the cartoon wolf Jacob transforms into. I mean the transformation itself is, well, it's a little too quick if you ask me, but CGI wolf Jacob just looks ridiculous to me. Like THAT'S a giant scary werewolf?! Puhleez! Drag Me To Hell is scarier than that!

Hopefully the producers realise this and give us what we really want, which is shirtless human Jacob. :lol: They've apparently figured this out with respect to Edward (based on the set photos from last week) so I have faith.

 

Hahaha FURSPLOSION! Yeah, I laughed there too.

Man, I object to Twilight on the grounds of sparkly vampires ("this is the skin of a killer"? Seriously?), and presenting a relationship that borders on being abusive and is certainly overly-controlling as some kind of ideal (Bella is so incredibly helpless and useless, it annoys me), but I have to admit -- Alice kind of makes me want to see it. Ashley Greene is hot, and of all the characters in the books, I find her actually bordering on interesting.

I may Netflix the first one just to see what all the fuss is about.

 

Just to warn you--the sparkly vampire effect in the first film is incredibly cheesy and bad. I (generously) chalk that up to their very limited budget for the first one. The FURSPLOSION (great term, btw :lol garbage from the trailer for the second does not get the same free pass, because this one should have a decent budget.

 

Should...I mean it got a great reception. Though Joey's right...the sparkly effect looks like someone threw a whole box of silver glitter on him. Lol I thought it was funny. I've never heard of vampires doing that. And, the new wolf guy is cute. But, I'd have more fun imagining my own fantasy while watching the movie than hers.

I don't understand how she makes so much money or how she created her plot....but my goodness. I think it's either a love or hate relationship.

Though, after reading the first book while riding the porcalin pony, I could definitely say she needed an editor. At least, from another authors stand point.

 

Shirtless jacob:

Edward in a suit:

Hot people apparently "Talking" while i just gaze at them and ignore everything else thats going on:

I might like this movie

 

Credit where credit's due -- I stole fursplosion from "Yes, I read it. It's Still Stupid." =P Specifically this chapter.

My overall impression of the series was that some middle-school girl's fanfiction got published, but hey. If people like it, and she's making money, more power to her. I'm not exactly her target audience anymore.

I just kind of hope there aren't too many of her readers who are under the impression that hers is a good writing style to ape.

 

Ah... I see. There's being faithful to the books and then there's creating a really stupid special effect.

Funny... when I read the books, my mind must have blocked out werewolf explosions.

Oooh... that sounds dirty! :icon_twis

 

The original movie and sequel exist and are popular for one reason, and one reason only. They're bordering on softcore porn. Really, to complain about their special effects is kinda pointless when they aren't even trying. I bet they'd still make millions if at the theater they took off the sound and just played the radio. You don't go to watch a movie like twilight or new moon for plot or effects. You go to oggle the half naked guys/girls.

Now if you want to say that they aren't good looking, well then you have a legitimate argument. Especially since i don't really remember the plot or what ever happened in the mov.... ooo shirtless edward..... <drools>

 

Can't lie, but I am looking forward to this movie!

 

Ohnoes, Twilight.

>x>

 

1:26

*swoons*

I'm excited about this

 

why does jacob transform into a plush toy?

Arent the werewolfs suposed to be hulking monster wolfs?

As long as they dont try to turn breaking dawn into a movie. that book was stephenie meyer proving that she is a total sex pervert, in book format.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Furries everywhere are going bonkers!

That's kinda how I pictured them.

No! They have to make Breaking Dawn! I really liked it! (Probably because we finally got a perspective different from Bella's and probably also because, you know, they actually resolve, FINALLY, the whole will she/won't she ridiculousness that is dragged out for a GAZILLION years!)

 

i never lliked jacobs face but his bods def gotten better :icon_bigg

 

I'll probably just watch it for the hotties.. I couldn't really get into the books or the storyline. The first movie felt really clunky for me, but hopefully this one might be better in the acting department.

 

yah, the resolution with the baby meyer spent years saying inside and outside the book was impossible. the resolution with a promise battle that never ended up happening. the resolution where bella becomes a newborn vampire, but mary sue all the way, never suffers a single newborn sympton. the resolution where bella is turned while her stomach is still evicerated by edwards teeth, but even though thats the state she was when she was turned, mary sue all the way, you never hear about the fact that she was frozen in the state of having a gaping opening in her stomach, where as all other vampies are exactly as they were when they turned and never change.

the resolution where meyers decides edward isnt a vampire, but a incubus, ignoring the fact that he then cant be a 107 year old virgin and a incubus cause he would have died years ago without stealing the sexual energy of a woman to stay alive, which is what a incubus is.

Breaking dawn broke down.