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Really Bad Movies

Discussion in 'Entertainment and Technology' started by Maddy, Oct 29, 2009.

  1. Maddy

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    Anyone have any recommendations of movies that are so bad they come full circle and are hilarious due to just how terrible they are?

    To start the party, I give you Kung Fu Zombie.

    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feEUFg86UnM[/YOUTUBE]

    If for any reason you don't want to watch the clip, it is basically summarised as follows:

    1 MINUTE: THIS MOVIE IS CALLED KUNG-FU ZOMBIE
    2 MINUTES: HOPPING ZOMBIE PRIEST PLAYING THE CYMBALS AND GIGGLING LIKE A LOON
    3 MINUTES: ZOMBIE DOGPILE
    4 MINUTES: SPIKED PIT OF DEATH
    5 MINUTES: SHIRTLESS DUDE RUNNING THROUGH THE WOODS KICKING ASS
    6 MINUTES: FURNITURE FIGHT
    7 MINUTES: REBELLIOUS YOUTH
    8 MINUTES: KUNG-FU BANK ROBBERY
    9 MINUTES: INEPT KUNG FU FIGHT
    10 MINUTES: EXPLOSION OF ZOMBIES
     
  2. Helen

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    It doesn't get much shittier than this:

    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHElvkcD4Zw[/YOUTUBE]

    Without a doubt, the WORST movie I have ever seen in my life XD
     
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    I saw this one where this woman said stuff and did some more stuff and it sucked. That's about all I remember about it.

    Has anyone else seen Troll or Troll 2? It's the epitome of when bad meets good.
     
  4. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVMvfCmbejA[/youtube]

    Jack-O, hands down, is the best worst movie ever made. And when viewed with the commentary on, hell, no other movie even exists. :lol:
     
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    plan 9 from outerspace by ed wood is so bad it's histerical, but whatever you do don't watch the starwars christmas special, it's so bad it actually hurts
     
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    Napoleon Dynamite

    yeah that's right.
    i said it.

    Napoleon Dynamite is REALLY BAD!
     
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    ^ I agree. (Although I don't think its funny at all, except when the dude shoots the cow when all the little kids see xD)

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation

    Starring Renee Zellweger and Matthew McConaughey back before they were superstars. Its just such a hilariously bad sequel to a franchise that died (IMO) when they started making sequels to the original. Its just so funny xD

    The Happening. 'nuff said

    Anything with RiffTrax on, or anything that appeared on MST3K ESPECIALLY FINAL JUSTICE

    I'll think of others later ^_^
     
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    Agreed with TCM The Next Generation! It's awful but it's so funny!
    And while we're on Ed Wood. Glen or Glenda. Possibly one of the worst films I've seen in my life... Also one of the best films I've seen in my life, that guy couldn't make movies to save his life! But it's just so hilarious you gotta credit him for at least trying!
     
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    no u r!!!

    hehe. you just don't see the art in it, i think it's a fantastically made film with a beautiful message.

    Recent bad movies that had me laughing/scoffing the whole way through:

    Transformers 2
    Spiderman 3 ... but this one at least has one redeeming quality. it was so bad that it was actually almost good. That emoman scene was just... i nearly choked on my popcorn from the laughter!

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    OH!!! one more needs a mention

    Surveillance: One of the worst movies i have EVER seen. Jennifer lynch should let her daddy do the directing.

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    if you were expecting napoleon dynamite to be another one of those funny movies, you went in with the wrong idea bro!
     
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    1. Showgirls: God, is this movie awful. And all the female nudity is kinda scary, LOL. But the acting is so atrocious and over the top that it just becomes hilarious to watch.

    2. Body Of Evidence: Madonna fan that I am, I at least got a little enjoyment out of this movie. It's pretty campy if you gloss over all that's wrong with it, and bask in it's awfulness.

    That's all for now. :grin:
     
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    My Super Psycho Sweet 16. It just appeared on MTV a couple days ago I think. It's pretty bad. Lol.
     
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    Although I haven't seen it yet, I'd say the human centipede movie referenced in another thread probably takes the cake for both grossness and creepiness.
     
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    Battlefield Earth, by far the worst film I've ever seen.
    The main character's name isn't revealed until an hour into the movie and it's said once in the entire film. Most shots are shot with lurid colour filters and/or at a ridiculous angle. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: The plot is ridiculous, just utterly ridiculous.
    THE PSYCHLOS!
    Enough said. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    The Good shepherd with Matt Damon, Angelina Jolie and Robert De Niro. On paper the cast is incredible but three hours long and the most boring story in the world.... this has to be the worst movie in the world. There were people getting up and leaving the cinema only an hour in to the movie. I would have gone too if my mates hadnt kept saying lets just see what happens. Guess what... nothing happens.
     
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    "The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra"
    literally the worst, most hilarious movie ever.
    it was made in 2001 but it mocking 1950's Sci-Fi movies... it's SO. BAD.
     
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    "The Lost Skeleton" is my absolute favorite movie ever. xD

    I'm going to have to throw out the original "Dracula." Also another movie I love, but it's awful. The real treat is seeing the Spanish version of it, filmed during the nights of the original movie with a different crew and leftover props. Absolutely amazing.
     
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    You didn't mention the fact that its a Scientology Propaganda film :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d4DyBsEcIE[/YOUTUBE]
    :lol:

    Oh duh! The Wickerman! xD The horrible remake with Nicholas Cage xD
     
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    The Spirit... ugh that was so horrible, I was fast-forwarding through it, I was only watching it for the beautiful women :lol:

    I also hated Juno, Napolean Dynamite (as mentioned before), Year One (I started watching, couldn't bear to finish), Underworld: The Rise of the Lycans, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

    I don't even know why I bothered with some of these movies

    and the Happening was a cop-out, just blahhhhh >_>
     
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    The VIllage Hands Down. Watching a blind girl run around saying the safe color for two hours was torture.

    Also transformers 2, I make jokes to my friends about how half the movie is dedicated to Megan Fox's chest. It had an ok plot but I mean come on, can you t east give me a couple whom I actually care about?