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Queer As Folk - Don't Marry Her (F**k Me)

Discussion in 'Entertainment and Technology' started by Paul_UK, May 29, 2006.

  1. Paul_UK

    Paul_UK Guest

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    I saw this posted on another forum, and thought you guys would like it too.

    A video montage from Queer as Folk, set to the music of The Beautiful South, Don't Marry Her...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg83pgIGbqk


    Don't marry her (fuck me) - Paul Heaton and Dave Rotheray

    Think of you with pipe and slippers
    Think of her in bed
    Laying there just watching telly
    Then think of me instead

    I'll never grow so old and flabby
    That could never be
    Don't marry her, fuck me

    And your love light shines like cardboard
    But your work shoes are glistening
    She's a PhD in "I told you so"
    You've a knighthood in "I'm not listening"

    She'll grab your sweaty bollocks
    Then slowly raise her knee
    Don't marry her, fuck me

    And the Sunday sun shines down on San Francisco bay
    And you realise you can't make it anyway
    You have to wash the car
    Take the kiddies to the park
    Don't marry her, fuck me

    Those lovely Sunday mornings
    With breakfast brought in bed
    Those blackbirds look like knitting needles
    Trying to peck your head

    Those birds will peck your soul out
    And throw away the key
    Don't marry her, fuck me

    And the kitchen's always tidy
    And the bathroom's always clean
    She's a diploma in "just hiding things"
    You've a first in "low esteem"

    When your socks smell of angels
    But your life smells of Brie
    Don't marry her, fuck me

    And the Sunday sun shines down on San Francisco bay
    And you realise you can't make it anyway
    You have to wash the car
    Take the kiddies to the park
    Don't marry her, fuck me

    And the Sunday sun shines down on San Francisco bay
    And you realise you can't make it anyway
    You have to wash the car
    Take the kiddies to the park
    Don't marry her, fuck me


    By the way, this is the album version of the song, from "Blue is the colour". The single version has clean lyrics - "Don't marry her, have me".
     
  2. hakeem_uk

    hakeem_uk Guest

    what did you think of it?
     
  3. joeyconnick

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    I think it would have worked a lot better with that montage if a guy had been singing the song.

    Hmmn... all that montage did for me was remind me of how blah the Queer As Folk finale was last year. Talk about sad and depressing.