[<3]Is my friend GAY? [Yes, this is in the right place!]

Dear EC, I found this email in my hotmail account with instructions to post it on here:

Hey guys,
I have this friend and I mean he's a little younger then me...not that bad looking...I dunno. Cute glasses I was just wondering if you could help me figure out if he's gay or not. You see...the first time we met he was in this facility full of men...I mean the first place he ever worked at there wasn't a single gal in site. Like I mean clearly he would reasearch the place (and trust me, this guy does alot of reasearch <- It's his job. Haha) before he applied a resume..so wouldn't he notice there isn't any girls working there.

Okay maybe not.

But then...there's some trouble at his work and his job had to be terminated. After he was done with his job we talked for a bit, and I guess we became closer friends....Although if you guys knew me, he wouldn't really have a choice wether or not to be my friend. Anyways, while riding the subway I met up with him again, and we got chatting a bit. Anyways his stop came and I said goodbye but we never really lost contact.

Well then this girl comes up. And I mean...she's downright gorgeous? And I mean any straight guy would be all over her. But every time my friend is near her...he barely talks to her...nor does he even give her any contact. Oh and there is this other girls thats all over him but she's old and like...kinda a bitch...but my friend STILL says nothing to either girls...Well he really doesn't say anything to me. Maybe he's mute or something. Haha.

So we meet up again and I tell him about this new job for him...and we get talking a bit. Well I did most of the talking. Haha. Anyways I say goodbye again...but just as I'm saying goodbye, these :***: :***:'s come in and steal him away from me. I was going to ask him out...but thoes stupid...Gahh...

Kay so then that girl I was telling you about? Well you see...she finds him...and she likes gives him the most sluttiest hug I've ever seen...and did my friend even do anything back? No, he just stands there. Pretty gay...I know.

God, I hope he's gay. I really do find him cute. To bad I always have to meet him in such bad circumstances.

Thanks alot,
And I look forward to reading your replies.
(Don't worry, I'm always watching)
-The G-Man

P.S.
Here is a picture of the friend, tell me what you think?


He's so emo and cute in this picture. Hehe.

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Wierd letter eh? I never knew the G-man felt that way about Gorden Freeman. Do you think Gorden is into men that way though?

 

Yea! Not cool You ruined my joke.

Gorden Freeman in my opinion is tottally gay. He would of effed that chick or at least responded to her when she hugs him.

There is no Press X to hug now is there

 

You ruined the joke for yourself!

 

Only funny for us Black Mesa folk

 

Hahahha I tricked you all!