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Gay bands?

Discussion in 'Entertainment and Technology' started by LiquidSwords, Dec 19, 2012.

  1. LiquidSwords

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    I found a hilarious website I thought I'd share. It has a section called 'Gay Bands' where it lists all the bands that can apparently turn your child gay.

    God Hates Fags! Love Gods Way!

    Ok so some of these make sense but Radiohead, Interpol, The Doors, The Strokes, Nirvana etc? The one that really cracked me up was Ghostface Killah, rapper from Wu Tang who regularly says faggot in his songs. I mean I love Ghostface and Wu Tang but he definitely is not even remotely gay.

    So how many of these bands do you like, should your parents be worried? :lol:
     
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    lol, what's funny is some people on that list (I.E. Bob Dylan, Elton John and John Mayer) play a lot of classical music. You'd be hard pressed to find a modern musician that isn't influenced or chain influenced by Bob Dylan. So they pretty much called every piece of music ever written associated with the gay community....I'm good with that :slight_smile:

    If this is the list of "gay" bands, what is the list of straight ones? Owl City? One Direction? The Backstreet Boys? lmao
     
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    I am laughing at over how moronic the list is but seriously whoever compiled this really has little to no taste in good music and believes Christian music is the best
     
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    omg i like loads of those bands. they've missed out the gayest band ever tho:
    Hunx and his Punx
     
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    Music makes you gay, this is fact. I don't like any of those bands, but I'm far ahead anyone who does in demon spawn rank. The former singer, Gaahl, of a black metal band I like, Gorgoroth, is gay. Black metal, if you don't know, is the metal genre characteristic of Satanic and anti-christian/anti-religious themes. The lead singer, Sister Wrath, of another one I like called Enochian Crescent has male characteristics, but a feminine voice (as feminine as you can be with growls and grunts), but calls himself Sister Wrath. Black metal will turn you into a gay, transsexual, devil worshiper.
     
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    Marilyn Manson (dark gay)

    That sounds like an art movement.
    "Oh yes, many of the pieces we have in our collection are from the middle dark gay period"
     
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    Lol...

    ---------- Post added 19th Dec 2012 at 11:24 AM ----------

    Anyone else notice Elton John is listed twice? xD
     
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    No wonder I'm gay! Some of my favourite artists are in that list!
     
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    So... everybody?
     
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    I love how Elton John is down as 'really gay', like if your child is at the point where s/he's listening to Rocket Man, the really is no hope for them lol
     
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    lol @ Cannibal Corpse being on the list.
     
  12. Wow, that's a long list! Some don't make any sense at all. I kinda laughed when I saw Lil Wayne but then I remembered, oh wait, that thing with Birdman. :lol: But still, a wife, and kids... duh. Ha, and Lil Kim. They obviously haven't heard Biggie's "Get Money".
     
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    They forgot Tchaikovsky.

    ---------- Post added 19th Dec 2012 at 01:42 PM ----------

    They blacklisted Sinatra?????
     
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    I love that website - they even have a list of 'safe bands'! I'm not sure if I should let them know that I've listened to several of those too, and I'm still gay...

    Safe bands:

    Cyndi Lauper
    Sufjan Stevens (at request of publisher)
    The Right Brothers (bush was right!)
    Dresden Dolls
    UnderOath
    Blondie**
    Creed
    Falling Up
    Flyleaf
    Sandi Patti
    Disciple
    P.O.D
    Evanescence
    By The Tree
    Michael W. Smith
    Jars of Clay
    DC Talk
    Danielson
    Cheap Trick
     
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    That is a big list hahaha some make no sense at all hahahaha i listen to a few of those bands myself
     
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    I'm laughing my ass off right now. I listen to a lot of this music. Must be why I'm a lesbian.
     
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    Are you sure this site isn't a spoof? They've got Morrisey as 'questionable', and included Ted Nugent!

    And The Dresden Dolls are safe?
     
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    The ones on the good list has a lot of Christian bands in it. I like some Christian bands (P.O.D., Dutton, NEEDTOBREATHE) but that list is so short!
    The "gay bands" list is ridiculous.
     
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    Lol! They have listed Elton John twice but Adam Lambert is not listed at all :lol: