Ellen Page

I think it's harder to tell with girls, but I'm going to say no. Because, at the Oscars, she looked like the typical girl. Not like Ellen DEGENERES with Pants suits ;p

Unless she's femme, but I'll still say no.

I don't think she's very pretty though.


My brother thinks she's gorgeous :/

 

I think she's like Jodie Foster. She's going to hide it for years then come out when she's forty. I hope she comes out earlier. She's gorgeous. And completely obvious.

 

I think shes gay and i agree with Vampyrecat on hiding it till shes fourty.

 

She is -

(a) way too cute
(b) way too talented
(c) way too clever
(d) way too feminist

to be straight. She has to be gay. She just has to be.

 

This pic looks rather lesbonic:

 

I don't really care whether she is or not, although I guess it would be cool if she is.

I just think she's really cute and really talented.

 

If she isn't, she should be!

 

pirateninja is going to sway her to the "other side" if she's not a lesbian.

 

I have the perfect plan to woo her. It goes something like this:

Plan A;

PN: Hello Ellen, are you gay?
EP: Yes.
PN: Wanna date?
EP: Sure, why not? There aren't too many cute celebrity famous lesbians my own age anyway, and you're obviously the cutest of the non-celebrity famous lesbians my own age.
PN:

Ok, then to Scenario 2:

PN: Hello Ellen, are you gay?
EP: No.
PN: Why not?
EP: Because I'm not attracted to women.
PN: Why not?
EP: Because I don't get sexually aroused by them.
PN: Why not?
EP: Because... (you see where this is going, eventually she'll give in, spend one day with me and agree being a lesbian is awesome )

And to Operation Tres!

PN: Hey Ellen, are you gay?
EP: No.
PN: Okay, bye (goes and puts on facial hair then goes back) Hey Ellen.
EP: Wow, a rugged, cute man to sweep me off my feet! (lots of smooching and canoodling follows...)
The next day....
PN: Ellen, my sweet, I must confess, I am actually a woman!
EP: Oh wow! But you have such a great personality. As long as you keep the beard on, I'm yours!
PN: *keeps the beard on*

 

I like #2 [:

 

Okay so two lesbians are going to have a fight to the death over Ellen Page.
...High five!



It's gonna be a [WHAT?]
GIRLFIGHTT;

 

i love ellen page!! she was AMAZING in juno, i think shes the next big hollywood star...i hope she's gay just because that would make her even cooler

 

KIAI!

*takes her own fighting stance*

 

PN: Oh hey Ellen.
EP: Wow, looking at you right now has made me realise just how much I like women!
PN: So you're gay?
EP: Well if I wasn't, I am now!
And you can guess how that ends