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What is the worst movie you have ever seen?

Discussion in 'Entertainment and Technology' started by Beware Of You, Jun 17, 2013.

  1. Beware Of You

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    Mine is Battlefield Earth; the downright awful movie version of Hubbard's book with John Travolta dressed like a melted Klingon and camera angles and SFX that made you feel sick and wonder if it is some Scientology brainwashing technique
     
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    Behold, a 6 million dollar flop:
    [YOUTUBE]xaVf6sxBSYk[/YOUTUBE]

    Here's a full review:
    [YOUTUBE]gsgIq7cxhJk[/YOUTUBE]

    And no, this is not supposed to be a comedy, it's dead serious.
    It's about a guy named Johnny (the pale guy with black hair) who very succesful at work, has a "beautiful" girlfriend (this gets asserted and reasserted by the characters several times) and very best friend Mark (this also get's said over and over). There's also a creepy kid called Denny which Johnny has sort of adopted.
    The film is about Johnny's girlfriend Lisa betraying him, because he's bored, with his best friend Mark.
    Seriously watch the review, it's to much to explain and critique.

    Also 10.000 BC.
    About a group of rastafari caucasian cavemen living in the tundra having to chase a bunch of arabs on arab horses, in what seems 2 weeks time of travel, from tundra through desert through jungle, to arrive at a evil culture that consists of Mayan priests building egyptian pyramids with the help of slaves and mammoths.
    Also the hero, or held in German, is called d'leh.
     
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    When A Stranger Calls -_-

    Frankly, I don't even remember what the movie was about, but basically it was just some guy calling the dumb bimbo who was babysitting!!! (and then eventually getting into the house and, ya know, trying to kill her). But here's how IIII woulda wrote the movie:

    Scene 1: the stranger calls
    Scene 2: babysitter answers the phone
    Scene 3: stranger breathes heavily
    Scene 4: babysitter hangs up and ignores all future calls!!!!!!!
    Scene 5: DOESN"T EXIST BECAUSE THE MOVIE IS OVERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Prom night lol sorority row but really there is some or more worst movies depends on ur choice .
     
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    A Bruce Willis movie where he played a burglar & he sang in it, can't remember the name Lol
     
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    I've never been able to sit through the whole thing, but one of the worst movies ever made is Plan 9 From Outer Space. It is so laughably bad that some critics actually like it for that reason.

    Youtube has the full movie : Plan 9 From Outer Space - YouTube
     
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    Rabid Grannies. There are no words to describe how stupid, pointless, and obnoxiously disgusting and morbid that thing is.
     
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    Drag me to hell...it was just awful.It was fake-looking and had an stupid script.Perfect combination to create the worlds worst movie ever
     
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    Avatar: the last Airbender
    I like to pretend that movie doesn't exist.
    TV Show was great, movie No.
     
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    What movie?
     
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    The Last Airbender (2010) - IMDb
    ^Shudder-worth..
     
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    I see what you did, now. Derp.
    Exactly, WHAT movie..
     
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    Probably Babylon AD. That movie was horrible.
     
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    I collect Ed Wood movies, and while I do love Plan 9 I believe Glen or Glenda was his best work. He tried so hard to make High Art and failed SO abysmally... It's breath taking.

    Since I'm an avid fan of horrible movies I'm going to give two answers.

    So Bad It's Good:

    Mystics in Bali is probably the strangest thing ever committed to film. It's mind boggling. If you like odd movies with cheesy special effects watch it.

    Mystics In Bali (1981) Full Movies - YouTube

    Just Plain Bad:

    Season of the Witch.

    I paid good money to see this in the theater (I <3 Ron Perlman.) It was so awful I got up and walked out mid movie, painfully aware that I was 30 minutes closer to death than I had been when I walked in. So. Damn. Lame.

    Season of the Witch (2011) - Trailer - YouTube
     
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    The worst movie I have ever seen would have to be: Mr. Jingles omg wtf. This movie was about a crazy clown that killed people (if your terrified by clowns this isn't the movie for you). Good thing this was only a rental because if I bought that I would have been furious!!!
     
  17. The Room which has already been mentioned and probably Birdemic.

    However me and my friends love watching bad movies so I've seen a lot of them.
     
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    When I was little, I saw Master of Disguise with my parents. It was so painful to watch, that I got up and left halfway. I was 12.

    Watch the trailer, you will be very disappointed.

    [YOUTUBE]tnjky86WQUk[/YOUTUBE]
     
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    Zombie Strippers.
     
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    RUBBER. it was hilarious, but so stupid.

    the wicker man was also terrible, but it's Nicholas Cage, so i'm really not surprised
     
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