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Favorite Simpsons Quotes

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  1. Steelers91

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    Since I'm sure everyone is as big of a Simpsons fan as myself, lets hear some of your favorite quotes from the best show ever.

    Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?

    Homer: Never, Marge. Never. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"
     
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    Marge Simpson: Honey! Lisa, I'd tell this boy that you're very flattered, but you're just not ready for this kind of thing.

    Lisa: Thanks, Mom.

    Homer: And if that doesn't work, six simple words: "I'm not gay, but I'll learn."
     
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    "I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming"

    -Homer-

    Lol.
     
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    Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true.
    --Homer Simpson--
     
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    Spider Pig!
     
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    "Hi Principal Skinner, Hi Lisa, Hi Supernintendo Chalmers!"
    "Eatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepudding!"


    "Everytime I learn something new, some old stuff gets pushed out of my brain! Remember when I took that home winemaking course and forgot how to drive?" "That's because you were DRUNK." "And how..."

    The Simpsons is MY FAVORITE SHOW <3
     
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    best line ever....Episode where Homer helps Lisa break into the Orb of Isis exhibit then get chased out by security

    Panting and wheezing

    Homer - "Feel that Lisa? Feel your heart beating a mile a minute?"
    Lisa - "Yeah?"
    Homer - "That's how my heart feels every day. Bet your left arm is tingling too!"

    Foxface
     
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    "You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."
     
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    Has to be that
     
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    "HA HA!"

    - Nelson
     
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    Nobody likes milhouse!
     
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    *'we're here! we're queer! we don't want any more bears!'

    *Bart - 'where's my elephant?!'

    *Homer - 'tramamampoline!'

    *Homer - 'or what? you'll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark they shoot bees at you?'

    *Homer - 'I call the big one Bitey'

    *Mr. Burns - 'damm it Smithers, this isn't rocket science; it's brain surgery!'

    *Homer - 'Marge, you're my wife, I love you very much, but you're living in a world of make believe! with flowers and bells and leprechauns and magic frogs with funny little hats'

    *Ralph - 'oh boy sleep! that's where I'm a Viking!'

    *Mr. Burns - 'oh, 'meltdown'. it's one of those annoying buzzwords. we prefer to call it an 'unrequested fission surplus''
     
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    Homer: It was probably that stupid cat.
    Marge: That cat saved your life!
    Homer: What has he done for me lately?
    Marge: He woke you up when you stopped breathing last night.
    Homer: Yeah, but he ate the last can of tuna.
    Lisa: Dad, you ate the last can of tuna.
    Homer: Everyone's against me...
     
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    You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
    -Homer Simpson
     
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    Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly' and replace 'dog' with 'son.' - Lionel Hutz
     
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    View attachment titmouse.mp3 This always makes me :lol: and :slight_smile: [​IMG]

    I've laughed at this so much and played it over and over... :rolle:
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    *Bleep* that! :***:

    Ah such good memories from this show, I remember being a kid and just the sheer excitement when It came to be 6pm and I knew It would be on and I still get that feeling now.. (!) and enjoy it just the same, Yay for being a big kid :eusa_danc
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    :roflmao::roflmao: Haha XD
     
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