Alrighty, so last night I was perusing a really old music forum that I haven't been to in an eternity.... and came across this thread called "The Poo Haiku Thread". You could guess what was in there... Anywho, I ended up reading all 36 pages of it (long, and I had a chemistry lab practical in the morning [this morning] ...which I rocked, go me) Soooooo, this morning in the shower I was thinking about these haikus; and one came to me, like it was divine intervention or something. So here's my poo haiku... "Evacuation, Hopefully it’s not too loud… Gave birth to beef stew." There ya go, now you know what goes on in my head early in the morning
As amusing as that Poo Haiku was, I probably did not need to hear that. The contradicting thoughts did not stop me thinking up my own though Following last night, Endless splashing toilet bowl, Eat curry no more.
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :bang: :bang: :bang: There should be a smiley for peed my pants
As amusing as this thread is, please try to refrain from letting it get too out of hand, keep the swears to a minimum, and try not to get toooo graphic. That said, please continue. thanks peeps, I needed that laugh. :]