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    Hey everybody, I hope there isn't already a thread for this, so here we go.

    Here's how the game works, we simply provide a HIGH-LARIOUS quote. Whether it be spoken, or in a song, it doesn't matter. So this game is kind-of-sort-a similar to "Beat The Image Above" but instead with words rather than images.

    Just to keep this thread going a while, please only post one quote at a time. :wink:

    Remember to number them so that we can keep track of how many we have!

    First Quote:

    1.) "I have four children. My oldest boy, 17, is Miller. My only daughter, 16, is Carona. My middle son, Bud, is 10 and my youngest boy, Jack, is 8. After the fourth one I'd graduated to hard liquor." -Etta May
     
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    2.) "Someday scientists will dig up tanning beds and think that we used to fry people as punishment." -Olivia Wilde
     
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    "Ich Bin ein Berliner" - JFK
    What he meant to say was "I am a Berliner", but instead he said "I am a Jelly-doughnut" in front of a large crowd of Germans in Berlin.
     
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    3. Take care of luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves. - Dorothy Parker

    (BTW: That thing about JFK saying he's a jelly doughnut is urban legend. He was actually perfectly correct in his phrasing.)
     
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    4. A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
    - Winston Churchill
     
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    5. "If you don't know where you're going you may end up someplace else" --Yogi Berra--
     
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    "My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them." -Unknown
     
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    "The heart may be weak, and sometimes, it may even give in. But I know that deep down there's a light that never goes out!" - Sora (Kingdom Hearts) leave it to me to make a Kingdom Hearts quote!
     
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    “Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of witherings, of tarnishings.”
    ― Anaïs Nin
     
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    "Our youth is degenerated and undisciplined. Young people don't listen to their parents anymore. The end of the world is near."
    (cuneiform writing on a clay tablet from Ur from about 2000 before Christ.)
     
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    (of corse part of bianikas thread)
     
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    My German is rusty, but nice quote, nice quote :wink:

    "We all have both light and dark inside of us. What matters is the part we choose to act on; that's who we really are." - Gary Oldman, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
     
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