This game is simple; You guys make wishes, and I as the crossroads demon grant them; but put a twist to them. It's like corrupt a wish, but you guys wish, and I'll corrupt them.
Granted, you're able to go to Warped Tour, but unfortunately, someone slips a little something into your pocket, and you spend the entire time waiting in a paddy wagon on a drug charge.
Granted, however it is blood money stolen from a drug cartel; and they will hunt you down and take it back. However if you have spent any of it, they will take it out in flesh. Slowly carving you to bits, until the amount has been "repaid"
Granted, you are a hot guy, but hot as in radioactive. So radioactive, that no one will be able to touch you, even after you succumb to the radiation poisoning until at least 4000 AD
Granted, you're attractive, but it is from plastic surgery and you need to have it fixed every three years, racking up debt, you die along in a gutter, indigent.
