EC zitcom Episode one

*scurries from my little hole in the wall on my quest to find cheese*

 

Luthan enters the kitchen, tired but still ravishingly handsome. Where're my parents and little sister? he thinks to himself.

 

*Sits down with Byron*

Randall:
"Hey Byron, can I have a beer? I got to work on this paper so I can publish it and it's really frustrating me"

 

Ohmigod Stewart! Is that a new hunk of cheese? *hurries toward the hole in the wall*

 

*suddenly, I walk in*
Hello people!
*making my way around the room, I hug everyone, before grabbing a cold one and sitting down in a chair*
What's with the glory hole?

 

Thank you Byron

*takes a sip*

You know it's not ordinary writing, it's theoretical math AND writing.

 

*Link bursts into the house*

Link: Thank God I've got the right house this time! Guys, I don't mean to alarm you, but I've spotted another asteroid on a collision course with Earth! And this time, it's the real deal!

 

*kelly enters*



*exits*

 

*walks out into the living room, seeing all the commotion* I'm going home.

 

*JADE comes down stairs wearing clothes covered in dried paint*

Hey, dudes. The upstairs window was open, so I figured I'd invite myself in. Oh, sweet, Byron's got beer!

*plops down on ottoman and pulls out flask; takes a sip*

 

I'm the resident furry who makes random appearances and makes jokes on screen. Could possibly get a spinoff.

Unfortunately I have no more speaking parts in this episode. So I'll just go photo bomb in the background scenes.

 

*walks back in* I didn't know you had beer! *walks over and takes a bottle. Sits down next to Jade on the ottoman*

 

*Nods at Awesomedude2*

Sup?

*takes another sip from flask*

 

*scooches a little farther from Jade* Hi... Hehe... My name is Dill.....

 

I'm not, so I guess it's fine.