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Stupid Lines to say in conversation

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  1. ANightDude

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    For fun.

    "I've known my parents for a long time".
     
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    "In my past life......I killed your grandma!"
    I wonder how people would react to that one!
     
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    " So do you eat lunch"
     
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    "I once dated a girl for 8 months. Til i got her pregnant and got a little neice."

    I don't know if you'll get it.
     
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    Yesterday was tomorrow.
     
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    Everyone probably knows this:
    "How long have you got before the baby pops out?"
     
    #6 GunStarre, May 10, 2008
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    "Man, I should not have had that bowl of chili for lunch."
     
    #7 Psych!, May 10, 2008
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    "I live in a giant bucket"
    Kudos to whoever knows where this came from.
     
    #8 nintenfreak92, May 10, 2008
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    LOL you've got that MOVIE the stick figure movie!!!! "My Spoon is TOOOO big!" "I am a banana!" "Oh look, the babies taking his first steps!"...aaaaaaaaaaaaaah kersplat down the stairs falls the baby....
    That's a hilarious movie..it cracks me up every time.

    My silly line? Read away!
    I used to be uncertain....But now? I'm just not so sure.
     
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    "Little boys are cute!" (I actually said that innocuously, and now all my friends think that I am a pederast/pedophile)
     
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    " Today is tomorrow yesterday.
     
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    "So do you like...stuff?"
     
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    "LollyTogs"

    i love this thread just gives me more ammo to be random
     
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    "Have you ever looked in the mirror and just been like, 'OMG......do I really look like that?'"
     
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    I like...salad. XD
     
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    I did your mom. A FAVOR! by makeing you. A SANDWHICH!

    One night, I had a dream of a burger queen who'd make me handburgers when ever I wanted, but one day, she did something that isnt related to this joke.

    Do you want a hug to help with your clastophobia?

    Hi, my name is Riley **********! (thats my actual name, so...ya. ...forget this one, bad joke.)

    I am he as they are she as we are all together. I am the eggman, they are the eggman, I am the waulrus, Koo Koo Kajoob.

    The problome with thease Hord characters is that they lack proper class. *FARRRRRT!!!*
     
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    "I feel like hammered shit!"

    Who would take a hammer to shit???
     
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    There are dead things crawling about in there!
     
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    "I'm spending the week-end with my grandmother"
    "Kinky !"
     
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    The Irish's latest invention: Solar powered torches!!

    I wear sunglasses when it's sunny.
     
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