The How Would You React Game

Sit there and think, "I hope he doesn't feel me shaking and wakes up."

Your mouse has escaped their cage, and you see them eating your mom's freshly baked turkey while she has her back turned to do the dishes.

 

Beat the **** out of it.

You're staring at an attractive male/female and all of a sudden they catch you gazing.

 

Continue to stare at the attractive male like a weirdo and say "I was spacing out!" when/if he confronts me.

You see a spider crawling on your crush, what do you do? (Assuming you aren't in a relationship already.)

 

Say to them "ah...you have a spider on you.."

You are casually walking along (somewhere) and suddenly your crush grabs you and kisses you.

 

Kiss them back, of course.

A non-biological sentient entity receives the rights that biological sentient entities have.
(In laymans terms: a robot gets the same rights that humans already have)

 

Not sure what to do, I'd shit my pants, but as long as they do no real harm to society like genocide I'll be fine.

Your crush dies.

 

I'd go into a really deep depression and would probably drop out of life for a long time.

The person you like kicks you in the crotch.

 

Call them a b"£$!rd and ask them to rub it better.

Your asked to be in your favorite tv/film series and the guy/girl you've crushed on is playing your characters love interest.

 

A small grin, a handshake with the producer. But I'll be pissin' myself on the inside.

Kim Jong-Un invades your house and asks you to call him the Dear Leader.

 

Dear Leader, get the fuck out. (I'm assuming he has no army with him. I also realize she's holding it wrong and doesn't have her finger on the trigger, but that's the best I could do.)

Aliens invade and start destroying the world.

 

Offer Kim Jong-Un as a sacrifice so they stop.

Gandalf appears in front of you and takes off his cape. (he still has his robes on)

 

Try to recall everything I've drank to ensure that I'm not just tripping balls.

All computers use dial-up internet again.

 

Shrivel up and die!

A big sack of money falls out of the sky and lands in front of you in public.

 

Grabs the sack, call for a cab, go to the nearest bank. Later that night, have a pizza party!!!

You suddenly can control water. Instant waterbender.

 

I am the avatar...


All technology suddenly goes out. Nothing works anymore.

 

I'd panic and feel like the world has come to an end, slowly realizing that I'd have to find other hobbies, rather than derping around on the internet.

You encounter your crush on your way home. He/She is depressed because her/his boyfriend/girlfriend just broke up. He/She tells you that she's/he's having a hard time, and doesn't know what to do.
What would you do?

 

I'd listen and wait, it's been like that for a year for me, but it stopped a few weeks back cuz I went into a big downer. But it's always nice to stop and listen.

Someone tries to expel you from their house with a massive crucifix.

 

Grab that crucifix and shove it so far down their throat- I mean- I would speed-walk away and just leave them be.

How would you react if:
A small light appears and asks you if you would like to return to the main menu shortly after dying "IRL" and your whole life turned out to be nothing more but a simulation.

 

Well, I would technically not insist, so nothing, I suppose. If I were still conscious though, I guess I would need to figure out this strange new world.

You were trapped in a cave with your favorite celebrity for 2 weeks.