This was inspired by EC's mass double wedding. You know the song 'Here Comes The Bride'?? As in the one that's traditionally played at weddings (If you don't you're WAY behind the times). Well the point of this game is to invent really funny lyrics to the song. For example: Here comes the bride Fifty inches wide Slipped on a banana peel And went for a ride!!! Your turn!!! And yeah I know, I didn't exactly invent those words, I think the verse above is quite commonly known.
Here comes the bride Fifty metres wide Where is the groom? He's in the changing room Why is he there? He's lost his underwear Ah...the classic days of primary school, eh?
Here comes the bride Fifty inches wide Got stuck in the doorway And couldn't get inside Here comes the groom Riding on a broom Crashed into the alter And landed with a boom
here comes the bride short fat and wide made herself a cake SO big and ate it all with pride oh dear...i remember singing these in primary school Helen, the good old days lol!
I used to try loads of different variations, singing it without pronouncing any consonants, singing it backwards...I was a strange kid :/
woooww...i never tried it backwards!!!! *tries it* FUN!!! lol! oh dear...i was a strange child too. I think everyone was really...at least being wierd makes childhood more fun, cause when you look back its REALLY funny! lol anywho, heres another one: Here comes the bride wow, watch her stride but during the vows shes thinking of cows but hey, at least she tried.
