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What is the crappiest, corniest, or most stupid joke you can think of

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  1. FreeFlow9917

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    Self explanatory

    Q: What do you call a prize winning shit
    A: Fiber Won

    Q: What is a number in motion called
    A: 4Ward

    These are stupid, i just made them off the top of my head (Ha)
     
    #1 FreeFlow9917, Aug 11, 2013
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    What did the strawberry say to the other strawberry?

    We're in a jam...
     
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    Knock Knock
    whos there
    your mom
     
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    read these outloud

    After a busy day in the ER with many trying patients, one doctor turned to another and said "man to work in this field you need a lot of patients"

    Three tomatoes are walking down the street, a mama tomato, papa tomato and baby tomato. The baby tomato starts falling back. Papa tomato walks up to baby tomato, steps on him and says "catch up!"

    Foxface
     
    #4 Foxface, Aug 11, 2013
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    A man walks into a bar. The second one ducks.

    What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it falls out of a tree?
    A pool table.
     
    #5 drwinchester, Aug 11, 2013
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    Knock knock
    Whos there?
    Woo
    Woo who?
    WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO!

    I'm not allowed to make knock knock jokes at home anymore.
     
    #6 ZebraJynx121, Aug 11, 2013
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    Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they fall down.

    Friends are like snowflakes. If you pee on them, they leave.
     
    #7 partmin123, Aug 11, 2013
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    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Who
    Whoo whoo?
    Shut up, you stupid owl!

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Interrupting cow.
    Interrupting co-
    Moo!
     
    #8 drwinchester, Aug 11, 2013
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    Have you ever had sex while camping? I hear it's fucking in-tents
     
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    Why are elephants grey and wrinkly? Because if they were colourful and smooth, they'd be smarties.

    Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."


    I have so many more, especially animal puns, but it'd be unbearable of me to post them.
     
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    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Doctor.

    Doctor who?

    No, just the Doctor.
     
    #11 Valkyrimon, Aug 12, 2013
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    how many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    to get to the other side.
     
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    Q: Did you hear about the guy who couldn't afford a personalised license plate?
    A: He changed his name to '283 ZJY'

    Q: Why did Timmy fall off the bike?
    A: Timmy was a fish.

    :eusa_whis
     
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    Hey there! I have this new product called powder water, when you mix it with water you obtain water!!!!!!
     
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    Did it hurt? (What?) When you fell from heaven?
     
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    -Why is there no gambling in Africa?
    -Too many Cheetahs!
     
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    Why did the turkey cross the road? The chicken was on holiday.
     
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    Omg that is SO lame! haha!
     
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    Q: How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

    A: I'll tell you next Thursday.
     
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    Why did the chicken kill itself?

    To get to the other side.
     
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