Given the non-existent nature of my sex life, I'd probably hit the power button a lot. And I'd hit it repeatedly, and ask, "Why isn't it it turning on? Are the remote batteries dead? TURN ON! ON! ON!" Finally the remote would get tossed with great force across the room.
^Seconded. :lol: I mean, my husband is a pretty generally horny dude, but I'm not. I'd like to just be super-horny once in a while, but it doesn't happen.