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Marriage, Sex, or Murder

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Batman is swag, Aug 17, 2013.

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  1. Batman is swag

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    So the rules for this are quite simple: all you do is list three people-celebrities, fictional characters, whatever-and then the next poster has to say who they would marry, kill, and have sex with.

    Example:

    Jennifer Lawrence
    Lindsay Lohann
    your best friend

    Now pretend I'm the next poster:

    Marry Jennifer Lawrence (because she's friggin hilarious)
    Have sex with my best friend (because she is ATTRACTIVE)
    Murder Lindsay Lohann (because she irrates me and I don't want to kill the other two)

    Have fun everybody! (keep it clean, as I can't find the PG-13 tag. Ah well.)
     
    #1 Batman is swag, Aug 17, 2013
  2. ItalianBlueEyes

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    Marry my bff... because who better to live with?
    Kill Lindsey Lohann...
    Sleep with J-Law because she is ATTRACTIVE. And, because Katniss should've been a lesbian.

    Legolas
    Katy Perry
    Or Gumby
     
    #2 ItalianBlueEyes, Aug 17, 2013
  3. drwinchester

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    Marry Gumby. It'd be a stretch but I'm sure he's flexible with it.
    Sex with Legolas. Especially if he looked like Orlando Bloom. Mm. Love me some blonds.
    Murder Katy Perry. Transphobic and her songs irritate me.

    Steve Tyler, Perry the Platypus, Black Widow
     
    #3 drwinchester, Aug 18, 2013
  4. GayTornado

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    Marry Black Widow. You said no sex in marriage, right?
    Sex with Steve Tyler. He's ugly but he's the only guy.
    Murder Perry the Platypus. I can't stand the noise he/she/it makes ;_;

    Taylor Lautner (When he was making Twilight), Zayn Malik or Justin Bieber.
     
    #4 GayTornado, Aug 18, 2013
  5. Phoenix92

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    Can I murder two of the three???

    Here's the reason;
    Don't like One Direction, they don't appeal to me.
    Beiber doesn't deserve the fame he gets.
    The one I'd sex it up with would be Taylor Lautner. One night stand sort of thing.


    Meghan Ory
    Emilie Autumn
    Me.
     
    #5 Phoenix92, Aug 21, 2013
  6. RoguesWolfe

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    So I dont know ya but spared your life XD.

    Marry you, murder Meghan Ory, Sex with Emilie Atumn.

    Noel Fielding, Lindsey Stirling, and Rogue from X-men.
     
    #6 RoguesWolfe, Aug 21, 2013
  7. suppa groovy

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    Marry Lindsey Stirling (because holy frick she's cute and plays music those are the only things I really need)
    Have sex with Rogue
    and murder Noel Fielding (because I have no idea who he is).

    Marina and the Diamonds, Kristen Stewart, Hannah Hart.
     
    #7 suppa groovy, Aug 21, 2013
  8. Phoenix92

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    Marry Marina
    Sex with Hannah
    MURDER (WITH EXTREME prejudice) Kristen

    Sam Winchester
    Dean Winchester
    Casteil
     
    #8 Phoenix92, Aug 21, 2013
  9. Northern

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    Marry Sam
    Sex Dean
    Kill Casteil

    Donald Duck
    Donald Trump
    Wicked Witch
     
    #9 Northern, Aug 22, 2013
  10. Jinkies

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    Marry Elphaba
    Murder Donald Trump
    I guess that leave sex with Donald Duck..?

    Light Yagami
    Vegeta
    Tohma Seguchi
     
    #10 Jinkies, Aug 22, 2013
  11. Roark

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    Kill Tohma

    Sex Vegeta

    Marry Light Yagami


    Oprah, George Bush, Channing Tatum
     
    #11 Roark, Aug 23, 2013
  12. Dans le placard

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    Sex with Channing Tatum (though in all honesty, I don't think he's 100% my type), Marty Oprah and brutally mutilate George Bush. :wink:

    Neil Patrick Harris, Andrew Rannels, Wentworth Miller
     
    #12 Dans le placard, Aug 24, 2013
  13. Jinkies

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    MARRY Neil Patrick Harris,

    Murder Andrew Rannels

    Sex with Wentworth Miller


    Arthur Kirkland
    Ren Mihashi
    Len Kagamine
     
    #13 Jinkies, Aug 24, 2013
  14. RoguesWolfe

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    Marry Len Kagamine!
    Sex with Ren Mihashi
    Murder Arthur Kirkland

    Alan Rickman, Ash Ketchum XD, Alucard ( hellsing)
     
    #14 RoguesWolfe, Aug 25, 2013
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    Easy.

    Kill the idiot Ash Ketchum (Hmmm, I wonder with which Pokemon...)
    FREAKING MARRY Alan Rickman
    And sex with Alucard. I could probably make myself look something like Police Girl.

    Stephen Moffat, Andrew Hussie, Joss Whedon
     
    #15 Jinkies, Aug 25, 2013
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    Marry Stephen Moffat
    Murder Andrew Hussie
    Sex with Joss Whedon

    Nate Ruess, Jay Gordon, Rob Zombie
     
    #16 RoguesWolfe, Aug 25, 2013
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    Murder Jay Gordon
    Sex with Nate Ruess
    Marry Rob Zombie

    George Clooney, Robert Pattinson and Niall Horan.
     
    #17 GayTornado, Aug 25, 2013
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    Murder George
    Sex with Robert
    Marry Niall

    Miley Cyrus, Emma Watson, Megan fox
     
    #18 treeofleaves, Aug 25, 2013
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    No brainer.

    Marry Emma Watson because OMG <3<3<3<3
    Murder Megan Fox because I can't stand here
    Sex Milet Cyrus because that's whats left, but so help he I'll be singing Achey Breaky Heart the whole time!

    Pierce Brosnan, Danny Trejo, Bear Grylls
     
    #19 BookDragon, Aug 25, 2013
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    Murder pierce(I hate him as Bond)
    Sex with Trejo(he is awesome)
    Marry Bear

    Madonna, Ke$ha, Carly Rae Jepsen
     
    #20 Phoenix92, Aug 25, 2013
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