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How I Survived

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  1. Stephany

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    Basically - You post a imminent death situation and the next person says how you survived it and then they post another death situation for the next person to help them survive. (example: Poster #1: I am surrounded by a dozen sharks in a sea full of chum Poster #2 You eat the chum convincing the sharks that you are one of them until they are distracted and you swim off with a pod of dolphins) You can be way more creative than that I am sure. Then poster #2 gives a new death scenario for themselves. I will start.


    I am walking a tightrope above the Grand Canyon when I lose my footing and plummet towards the Earth.
     
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    Spider-man comes along and saves you with a web because everybody gets one.

    I walk blindly onto the road in front of a truck.
     
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    Luckily for you, the truck was parked!

    I'm in a room surrounded by weeping angels...
     
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    The Doctor appears with his Tardis and grabs you, then off on adventures!

    I am in the ocean surrounded by sharks.
     
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    Poker sharks. They won't stop talking about Vegas, and it's getting on my nerves.

    I am on a desert surrounded by Daleks who keep screaming "EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"
     
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    Lucky for you, the sharks are morbidly obese and go into cardiac arrest.

    Shit. Edit.

    The Daleks fall over, sand being caught in their wheels and self destruct once I'm able to convieniently get away, looking like Vin Diesel.

    I have consumed six bottles of Antifreeze and ten shots of liquor.
     
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    As you collapse from the poisons you stumble into a bend in time, are caught by your alternate self and revived on the spot because he knew you were coming.

    I am struck by lightning while standing in a puddle of water holding onto a metal umbrella.
     
    #7 Stephany, Aug 28, 2013
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    Turned out the puddle of water had radioactive waste in it, so instead of being fried to death you gain power over of electricity. Because comic books

    I have through a series of comical mishaps found my head inside the business end of a wood chipper.
     
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    Good news! It's a busted, decript machine that last worked in 1998.

    I threated a mob boss after I slept with his sister and he sent me a horse's head with a bomb implanted in its neck.
     
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    Joke's on them! You don't believe in checking your mail so only the mailbox on front of your house blows up in a horsey explosion.

    You find yourself angering Kenpachi, Captain of the 11th Division...
     
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    Too bad his Lieutenant directed him in the wrong direction of where you were going to duel.

    Just got impaled by a Unicorn's Horn.
     
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    Up the arse. Painful, but only requires an awkward ER visit.

    I'm being eaten inside out by larvae.
     
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    I take a bath in a tub of anti-larval solution.

    Being fed on by a horde of hungry-"zombified" vampires
     
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    You realize that it must only be a dream, because vampires cannot in fact become zombies and would only be able to be a carrier of the zombie causing virus :slight_smile:

    I fall into a vat of acid
     
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    Fortunately a fat child turned the tap on and the acid drains out so you just bang your head.

    Suddenly, catgirls rain from the sky, hundreds of them, all on top of me!
     
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    You dress up as Alf and scare them away.

    A giant boulder is chasing me down a barren hallway.
     
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    it rolls right over you...fortunately it was just an ugly marshmallow!

    I'm being attacked by Kuchi kopi
     
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    Luckily Bob becomes extremely jealous and steals Kuchi Kopi back before he can harm you.

    I wake up to find that I am a bumble bee trapped in a hornets nest
     
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    You create an elaborate scheme to escape with the help of BeeGyver, and use a rubber band, a paperclip, and honey to escape.

    I am being held hostage by the joker on a boat and he threatens to explode it if I try to escape
     
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    You then realiz that the "trigger" is a dud, and you throw it out the window.

    You are being suspended by a ligature around the ankles and being lowered into a room of toxic gas
     
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