The closest book... Your sex life

"See baby go" from my daughters 'dick and jane storybook collection.


You said the closest book. The rest was dumb luck LOL

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wish you would have said 49 cause it was "come, Dick, come"

 

I don't own the book, so I can't find page 50, but here goes:

"One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"

 

"Never was much good 'cept for grazin'." (The Grapes of Wrath)

:lol:

---------- Post added 31st Aug 2013 at 04:56 PM ----------

I own it. The first sentence on page 50 is: "It blowed up near as big as his, I remember..." :lol:

 

YES!!!!!!! How accurate!

 

I've thought about this and I'll know it when I see it or read it. I need to give this some thought.

 

I thought the idea was grab whatever book was closest and crack it open?

 

Philippine Collection of Best of Recipes (1956)

Mix ground beef, mashed potato, eggs and onion thoroughly.

 

Here's one from Thoreau's the Maine Woods (he writes that it's a Canadian boat song that he's quoting):

"Row, brothers, row, the stream runs fast,
The rapids are near and the daylight's past!"

Canadian? check. And we're all in this boat (group scene) together, sweating and strenuously pulling on oars and it's dark...close enough! (We like doing it in canoes, eh?)

 

All right then, a couple of general-purpose medical reference books. I'm sort of a hypochondriac.

I was thinking of a novel of some sort which described my small life.

 

This is soooooo hot. :icon_bigg

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It has to be random, else there's no fun to it.

 

Thats what I thought I'm on ps3 in my room so I reached under the bed and grabbed the first thing that didn't feel like a coloring book. It was a Dick and Jane book and missed being great by one page LOL result is above.

 

Ok, well I answered. It's like a forbidden fruit (no pun intended). I like, well, you know, but worry about germs and stuff. Like I said, I'm a hypochondriac.

 

From Sport's Illustrated-- "When you lose a legend, it doesn't mean you're out of luck."

 

one whit beneath your abilities, I'd have scratched you a good one, a scar you'd remember

 

Three books together, so I'll check them all.

"You were waiting with all the other grand people in the reception room at the end of the passage there, with the terrace just beyond."

Sounds like the start of a fun evening.

"On that terrifying evening, the least terrified was Reggie Dwight."

It was a horrifying experience for everybody except Elton John.

"When I think of all the labor and fatigue you have to undergo, I feel SAD and melancholy, and conclude that success is not worth the effort."

Look, you're not the first guy I've slept with who had trouble reaching orgasm, but I for one love the work, so just let me do my thing, OK?

Lex

 

Here's another one (I have a lot of books close to me) from a poem entitled A Little Girl Lost by William Blake:

"Tired with kisses sweet,"

which is immediately followed in this stanza by:

"They agree to meet
When the silent sleep
Waves o'er heaven's deep,
And the weary tired wanderers weep."

...oh to be tired with kisses sweet!

 

"Now... to forsake the rear for the lead is sure to end in death. (164, 164a)"
- D. C. Lau's Introduction to the Tao Te Ching

I'm speechless...

 

"Will moved his hands away, then came up blinking."
-Look Again by Lisa Scottoline

What I get from this is that my boyfriend Will wants to have sex with me, but I refuse every time and make him cry. Welp, I guess I shall forever be a virgin :lol: