You know you're having "One of those days" when...

I go to the milk up and instead of the fridge I put it in the cabinet.

 

You know you're having "one of those days" when your soon-to-be-ex-wife's lawyer sends you a settlement proposal that, if one were insane enough to accept it, would leave one with no money for food.

 

You wake up and talk like doctor who

 

That's everyday for me.

When you were supposed to wake up before 8 and when you actually wake up and roll over its 11:30.

 

Your female best friend asks if you're a top or a bottom.

 

You miss the toilet. God damnit.

 

You're washing your face with a washcloth and you throw it in the toilet without thinking, when you're done. Like.....*epic fail*, Seth -_-

 

When you wake up in the hospital receiving blood. I have a place in my colon that was bleeding. It isn't cancerous but I won't be having sex for a while.

 

You brush your teeth about three times too many because you forget that you went to the bathroom to use the loo instead.

 

You reply to a description of a package with, "I know how you feel."

You wake up to a dead fish and a pile of dog poo in the place you're house sitting.

 

When you get coffee because you're tired and, as soon as you're done, throw the mug in the trashcan and the plastic spoon in the sink.

 

When you try to drink your popcorn while simultanioulsy inmersing your hand in your soda.

When you turn off your PC and suddenly realize you forgot to do in it what you originally wanted to do when you turned it on.

 

You give a quarter instead of toonie to pay for a choclate milk.

 

You're reading a "You know you're having "One of those days" when..." thread, trying to think of something interesting and you realize you're life is boring as hell :rolle:

 

When you walk into a room to get something but forgot what you were doing in the room. So you leave to go back to your bed room for it to hit what you wanted. But as soon as you leave again you forget. I swear my brain likes to fuck with me.

 

When you put your debit card pin number as the number to gain access to the bathroom.
When you go to take a shower, and mid-shower you find out you left your towel in the room.

 

Sleep in and miss uni. And you're so tired but your child wants to get up and play

 

...it rains in the morning, you walk on the street and get splashed by a car passing. Not good