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What would you say if you woke up in jail next to the person above you?

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by AwesomGaytheist, Oct 8, 2013.

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  1. AwesomGaytheist

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    As the title implies, what would you say if you woke up in jail next to the person above you?
     
    #1 AwesomGaytheist, Oct 8, 2013
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    Dude!! It was sooo fun painting rainbows on The Attorney Generals house! So worth the charges!
     
    #2 DrkRayne, Oct 8, 2013
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    Please don't blow my cover in the female ward. There' of homosexuality in male genpop, strangely no-one knows anything about cher.
     
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    OK, no matter what...don't tell 'em where we hid Pat Robertson's body! We don't know nothin' about it!
     
    #4 HuskyPup, Oct 8, 2013
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    They can't prove a thing
     
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    #6 Amerigo, Oct 8, 2013
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    Good morning.
     
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    I demand a proper back massage and I want it now mister!
     
    #8 VelvetEYES, Oct 8, 2013
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    How are we even in the same facility? I don't deal with amateur baddies, go commit an arson and maybe we can be cell buddies.
     
    #9 Northern, Oct 8, 2013
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    Your too young to be in here! Or did I awake in juvie hall! LOL
     
    #10 June Cleaver, Oct 8, 2013
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    Gimme a blow.
     
    #11 Miss Loopy, Oct 8, 2013
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    ok then

    *punches in the face*
     
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    *Distracts guards with a tap routine*

    Quick now blow em a kiss, and get keys!
     
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    All proof has been destroyed beyond recognition.
     
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    While I don't recall last night, it must have been AWESOME!!!!
     
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    *smiles devilishly* well, ya gotta admit, it was worth it right :icon_cool?
     
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    So...what are you in for?
     
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    A DUI is the only crime I can picture you committing.
     
    #18 AwesomGaytheist, Oct 14, 2013
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    Let's make this clear: we burnt the top half of the corpse and all ID for a REASON. Their identity is only for US to know, got it? If all goes as planned, we'll be out in no time... *empty smile*
     
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    Did they say why I'm here? Was it for mowing down the old lady, doing 120 in a school zone, or did they get me for something I did after I blacked out?
     
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