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Pick-Up Lines

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Trumpetplyer23, Jun 6, 2008.

  1. Trumpetplyer23

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    What are some funny pick-up lines that you've heard?

    Here's one I made up (it's stupid and only meant to be funny...I'd never really use it.)
    Guy/girl:Hey, do you have a compass?
    girl: why?
    Guy/girl: Because I'm lost in your eyes and I need to find South *look at cleavage*

    It's stupid, and kind of crude, but that's me on five hours of sleep on a band bus.
     
  2. Helen

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    Works best on girls.

    Let me give you a few private music lessons, I bet I can make you hit some high notes.
     
  3. lostinthought9

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    "Hey honey, are you a parking ticket? Cause you have FINE written all over you."---lol-i know its corny, but my friend pranked called me with that one!
     
  4. jazzrawr

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    AHA!!! OMG Helen!
    oh, that line. XD

    (Helen used it on me. worked like a charm XD)


    oh, heres one...

    Those pants look good on you...but theyd look better on my floor :wink: XD
     
  5. Pepsi

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    Ive got two but they are just completely ridiculous

    Guy: hey, how much does polar bear weigh?
    Girl: Umm I dont know
    Guy: Enough to break the ice, I'm Ryan

    and...


    Are you wearing space pants? Cause your ass is outta this world( A guy actually said this to me once, he was kidding of course cause hes straight but it was pretty funny)
     
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    Guy: If you show me your crouching tiger, I'll show you my hidden dragon.

    My friend told me that one, I was like, if you EVER do that to a girl while I'm around, be prepared to be slapped.
     
  7. Helen

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    They say sopranos do it on top, but I'm willing to be an alto for you.

    You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
     
  8. Pepsi

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    oo and who can forget the classic


    If I could rearange the letters, I'd put U and I together
     
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    ^ HAHA!! Helen, you and your musical references ^.^

    do you have a map? cause i just got lost in your eyes...XD
     
  10. Helen

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    Nerdy version: If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put Uranium and Iodine together
     
  11. Pepsi

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    This made me laugh way to long, I'm such a loser


    Okay I got two more


    Im new in town can I have derections to your house

    and..

    I lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you
     
  12. Helen

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    If my right leg was Christmas, and my left leg was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?

    And of course: The word of the day is 'legs'. Want to go back to my place and spread the word?
     
  13. Trumpetplyer23

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    Omg, my math teacher said this to my class one time. Except, he didn't say ass.

    Or, if you know a girl's name is Heather, you say "You're so hot, the first four letters of your name spells heat." Corny, corny, but good.

    Another "Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?"
     
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    Like Joey from FRIENDS always said: "How you doin' ?"
     
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    WARNING! NERD CONTENT!

    If I could be any enzyme in the world.... I'd be helicase. That way I could unzip your jeans.
     
  16. Helen

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    HAHAHAHAHAHA JOEY! :roflmao:

    I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I'll still rock your world.
     
  17. Pepsi

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    K went downstairs and asked my bro for one and he came up with this

    " Are you from tennessee? Because your the only ten I see"
     
  18. Is that a mirror in your pocket cause I can sure see myself in your pants. :lol:
     
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    lmao. Just perfect :thumbsup:

    A corny one, "Hey, babe, I'm like Taco Bell, I'll spice up your life" or (one of my personal favorites) "If I kiss you, will I get slapped?"

    Ha ha, Megan, that's hilarious!
     
  20. Pepsi

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    This one has been said Im sure

    " Your feet must be tired, cause you've been running through my head all day"