So my work plays a loop of about 2 hours of music.. i need to keep myself occupied and ive started coming up with alternate versions of song names/lyrics. Not just gay versions, but that fits well with this forum Im in a rush so to get things started heres the title of one of my imaginary gayifications.. ill put up the lyrics later hehe. The original is: Jessica Mauboy - Pop a Bottle My version is: Jesse R, Oww boy! - Top a Bottom (!) Go! (!)
I don't have time to do it now, but I welcome anyone to take on the task: When a Man loves a Woman by Percy Sledge: When a man loves a woman Can't keep his mind on nothing else He'll trade the world For the good thing he's found If she's bad he can't see it She can do no wrong Turn his back on his best friend If he put her down When a man loves a woman Spend his very last dime Tryin' to hold on to what he needs He'd give up all his comfort Sleep out in the rain If she said that's the way it ought to be Well, this man loves a woman I gave you everything I had Tryin' to hold on to your precious love Baby, please don't treat me bad When a man loves a woman Down deep in his soul She can bring him such misery If she plays him for a fool He's the last one to know Lovin' eyes can't ever see When a man loves a woman He can do no wrong He can never own some other girl Yes when a man loves a woman I know exactly how he feels 'Cause baby, baby, baby, you're my world When a man loves a woman.....