Everyone's experienced this a couple of times. You're at school, or out shopping, or even at home, and you hear someone blurt out the most random out-of-context statement. I tend to hear these all the time, so I figured I'd start a thread where people could share what they've heard. Here are some of mine: "I think our next option is a goat." "And they're real Germans! I mean, proper German, with German names and everything! There's Heike! And Jochen! And Wolke! ... and Wayne." "So she never learned to pole dance, and then someone drove a 4WD through her back fence." "Has anyone got a knife? I'm not going to stab myself, I'm going to cut out a cardboard monkey." (He did, in fact, cut out a cardboard monkey and give it to his girlfriend.) "Is that a brain or is it Tasmania?" "Yeah, I'm not the brightest cookie in the shed..." "Yay for homoeroticism!" "Why use such long words? Just call them a bunch of gay boys." "You know, I'm glad I'm not soluble."
....AHAHAHA. XD These made me laugh. ^.^ The other day, I was walking with a friend downtown and we heard someone walking by say "So they kissed, and then an Antelope stuck it's head in." We were like 0.o Antelope? XD Turns out someone was kissing at the Petting Zoo. >.<
LOL! the closest i ever get to anything funny is a kid running through the hall during class screaming or something
the other day me and some people were watching that stupid ass movie the messengers, and apparently it was gettin to a scary part and one of the girls out of nowhere just jumps up and starts screamin "wheres my bible, wheres my bible!?" im just tarin at her like wat the hell is she on? but apparently when she gets scared she starts readin some verse out of the bible, i make fun of her for it(not the religion part, cuz shes scared enough to read the bible)
haha this happened to me today at school i was walking around the UC because i couldn't find my class >___> and these 2 girls walked by me and i heard one of them say: "and i thought i bit her so i was like oh my god. . ." that dazed me a little and contributed to my being late to class ! im still laughing at the antelope one xD !!
i was walking down the road on my daily walk when i heard a girl shout out: "Will you get out of my pants! Your stretching them out and HEY DON'T TOUCH THAT! That is not yours to touch its mine!" I then saw around the corner it was a babysitter with a little boy. It was very awkward and I think she realized it because she blushed. thats my story!
Revived because of an interesting moment today. In a really distressed-sounding voice: "But Spiderman is better than you!"
One of the more perverted ones... "Hey, [insert name of another girl here] where do I put it in at?"- this girl in my class...lmao.
A fellow in my maths class talking about how someone was repeatedly hitting him. "But I took it, and I took it hard!" The entire class responded with "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID" I love those moments XD
Oh, this happened in band class, but not to me (thank god). Girl #1: I hate it when I get menstrual cramps Girl #2: Yeah, cramps suck big time. Random guy: Yeah, I hate it when I get cramps when I run. Me: Um, dude, not those kind of cramps.
I seem to hear these all the time. From my mother this morning: "And I told her I wanted a Sunbeam kettle, so she got me a penguin."
"The main difference between now and four years ago is that now I shave TWICE a week." "Look, I know that was then and this is now, but that was then and this is now!" "Your first movie in twelve years, and you chose White Men Can't Jump?" "I only bothered learning her name yesterday when I found out that she and my friend were about to commit the serious snugglebunnies." There's one my partner and I like saying completely out of context, HOPING people passing by will hear us. It's especially good at a party when suddenly all the music stops. "So I told her, 'Fuck or fight, bitch.'...and she KICKED MY ASS!" Lex
The other day I was at my mom's and I walked into the living room and I hear "Stop looking at your butt! I'm sick of seeing you staring at it, it looks fine!!" coming from the TV. haha. I know I had some other ones that were more funny this one, but I can't seem to think of any at the moment!
So undead! About this thread haha Well.... "You really don't know what it's like to be a psychopath, do you?!" in an enraged voice.
