Gay jokes

So how do you fit 3 gays on one barstool?
Turn it upside down xD
I find it funny but idk if others will c:

 

Lets face it no gay jokes are nice but some of them are still funny :lol:
3 gay guys sat in a hot tub and a condom floated to the surface and the first guy said "who farted?" :laugh:

lol

 

Wow, haha!:eusa_clap

 

That is insanely funny, actually. To be added to my list.

 

Why did the two gay guys get a ticket?

They were doing a 69 in a 55.

Hehehehe... I thought it was pretty good.

 

I really doubt that anybody can find a non-offensive gay joke.

 

Gay jokes aren't funny. Come on guys.

 

I think context is a big thing here. We can make crude sex jokes(because if you don't think about in terms of straight vs. gay, that's all they are) just for laughs and not mean any harm by it. It's different if the joker's intent was to demean gay people and I can't really imagine that being the case here. It's like the word "queer". We can use it describe our orientation or other aspects about ourselves( i.e. genderqueer, etc.) or in jest/positively among ourselves(i.e. 'Cheers, queers!' for a toast) and I don't see anything wrong with that. However, three bristling thugs with swastikas tattooed on their necks yell "queer" at some stranger in an dark alley and it instantly takes on a different meaning.

 

That one qualifies more so as cute than outright bawdy.

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True.

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Given that mostly people within the GLBT community come up with them and tell them, it's just being able to laugh at oneself. They are idiosyncratic. They don't have a targeted individual, except for when they deal with a celebrity. Mean spirited treatment of another person is an altogether different issue, and not at all funny.

 

Oh, hey. I've got a transgender joke that I heard around. Might be a little offensive but I found it mildly funny.

Okay, so there's a husband and a wife who've been married for years. They're now a pair of empty nesters, kids have all moved out, they're close to retired, etc. After all these years, they're still pretty intimate.

Well, one morning, the wife wakes up and finds a dildo in the bed. As it turns out, her husband is FtM but has never had bottom surgery. She has no idea, they only do it with the lights out. She gets mad pissed, goes downstairs with the dildo in hand.

Her husband's downstairs, having coffee and reading the paper. She comes in, waving the dildo. "What the fuck is this?"

He glances up.

"Why the fuck didn't you tell me it wasn't real?"

He glances back down at his paper. "Explain the kids, bitch."

 

Son: What does gay mean?
Dad: It means "to be happy."
Son: Are you gay?
Dad: No, son. I have a wife.

:lol:

 

Yeah, I was expecting my joke to be missed. Should've been spelled "Cum", but I felt that would've been too obvious and the play on words would've been missed, so I just subtly left out the comma instead.

 

That punchline! LOL!

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LOL...I humbly withdraw my pedantic scolding.

 

That one was great! :lol:

 

All my clothes are gay, they came out of the closet

 

Haha! Perfect!

 

A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, goes over to their house, and finds his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner.

He sits down at the kitchen table, lets out a big sigh, and says, "Mom, I have something to tell you: I'm gay."

His mother makes no reply or gives any response, and the guy is about to repeat it to make sure she heard him, when she turns away from the pot she was stirring and calmly says,

"You're gay -- doesn't that mean you put other men's penises in your mouth?"

The guy nervously says, "Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right."

His mother goes back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirls around, whacks him over the head with her spoon and says,

"Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!"

 

This made me laugh harder than it should.

Edit: Alamo's one too. This thread, I love it.

 

Yea it was.