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  1. Nitro

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    Ever had to say something unpleasant or embarrassing and substituted a few words or phrases to make it sound better? That would be a euphemism (ex: "He passed away last night."). A dysphemism would be used to make it sound even worse (ex: "looney bin").

    Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to come up with euphemisms/dysphemisms for a term or situation selected by the person above you. Good luck, and remember - the fate of ... something, umm ... important like the universe depends on your success. :confused:

    A euphemism for pornography ...
     
    #1 Nitro, Jul 4, 2008
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    They are having fun

    dysphemism for being straight
     
    #2 SamAlex728, Jul 4, 2008
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    They use their interlocking bodies.

    Euphemism for lying.
     
    #3 MeskElil, Jul 4, 2008
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    it's just answering with...a very different point of view :thumbsup:

    dysphemism for shopaholic
     
    #4 paint, Jul 4, 2008
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    Obsessive Compulsive Pack Rat

    Euphemism for holocaust
     
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    The jews have never had it good...

    Euphanism for gay marrige
     
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    A formal union of best friends XD

    A euphemism for killing someone :eek:
     
    #7 MeskElil, Jul 5, 2008
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    they were taken care of

    dysphemism for "he's a good dancer"
     
    #8 paint, Jul 5, 2008
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    Woops, sorry. Meep.

    He knows how to shake his ass. (I guess, lol)

    Euphemism for being stupid.
     
    #9 Arrk, Jul 5, 2008
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    intellectually deprived

    euphemism for vaginophobia
     
    #10 SamAlex728, Jul 5, 2008
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    A slight lack of interest in female features.

    A dysphemism for being a good person.
     
    #11 MeskElil, Jul 5, 2008
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    Gay.
    (Sorry, this was originally a response to post #10, but I guess it works for the post above me, haha.)

    Dysphemism for crappy dresser.
     
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    A crappy dresser?

    A euphemism for being a sex-addict (I just watched "Blades of Glory".)
     
    #13 MeskElil, Jul 5, 2008
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    he loves to please

    euphemism for bestiality
     
    #14 SamAlex728, Jul 5, 2008
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    PETA (P**** Entering The Animals) Member.

    Euphemism for a dork.
     
    #15 Level N Human, Jul 5, 2008
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    a whales penis :slight_smile:

    A dysphemism for a teacher :grin:
     
    #16 Vampyrecat, Jul 5, 2008
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    Indoctrinator

    A euphemism for the death penalty.
     
    #17 Nitro, Jul 5, 2008
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    justice

    dysphemism for a physical :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
    #18 SamAlex728, Jul 5, 2008
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    Rape.

    A dysphemism for a president.
     
    #19 Arrk, Jul 6, 2008
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    Bush.

    (ooooh...yes panto audience...)

    euphamism for detention
     
    #20 nodoubtjunkie, Jul 6, 2008
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