Well, I love these types of jokes, but I can never find many good ones. Surely y'all, being in the community, could think up good ones. I have a couple okay ones: You know you're LGBT when straight relationships don't make sense to you. (I've actually come to think men and women are incompatible, silly, right?) You know you're LGBT when you can recognize RuPaul in But I'm a Cheerleader without cheating. Things like that. I'm sure the posts here will be funnier, I'm not good at jokes. :dry:
I don't think men and women are very compatible either. ;w; As soon as I saw RuPaul's face in "But I'm a Cheerleader", I said, "OMG! IT'S RUPAUL!!! AND HE'S OUT OF DRAG!!"
you know you're LGBT when you're on the beach and a wave comes and you dont want to get all splashed so you run away :lol:
You know you're a gay guy when all sorts of women hit on you and want to be your friend...or in my case one girl invites me and my boyfriend to grab her boob to make sure we're gay.
You know you're gay when you get into a serious argument about who was the better phantom...Michael Crawford or Gerard Butler ....its Michael Crawford by the way
You know that you are a transmale when somebody talks about their binder and the first thing that you think of is a breast binder.
You know you're LGBT when you wonder why your bookstore doesn't have a Gay & Lesbian section. You know you're LGBT when you know you can find LGBT books anyway. You know you're a lesbian when there is absolutely no porn that suits you that is easy to find.
You know you're gay when your partner buys shampoo but forgets to buy conditioner and you get really pissy over it
You can't help but do an awkward-to-explain-double-take (and maybe a giggle) at the words "Tight Euro-Top Queen" in a mattress sale flyer ;p
... when watching a shootout in an action movie, you bemoan the fate of the upholstery riddled with bullets XD.
