A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital

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Somewhat irrelevant, but my dad's a surgeon and he actually had a case where a kid swallowed some coins.

Luckily they just passed through his digestive system and got excreted. But this reminded me of that

 

Lots of small boys swallow coins and are taken to the hospital.

 

Should make coins bigger, so they can't be swallowed as easily; in all seriousness, money is a human invention, so stuff like that will happen, because our big brains say we should, not our biology, which is kinda far behind.

 

There's a story about a man who went to a barber to get his face shaved. The barber handed him a small, hard ball, and told him to put inside his cheek. "With this, I can give you the best shave of your life!"

The man did as he was told. After the shave, he looked in the mirror.

"You're right! It's the best shave I've ever had. But...what would happen if I had accidentally swallowed the ball?"

"No big deal," said the barber. "You'd just bring it back to me the next day like everyone else!"

 

That's mean! Just kidding xD

Yes, these are waiting lists, but time is a great healer.

Whats the worst thing a man can say to a woman during labor? They charge by the minute here, so hurry up will ya?

The medical bills aren't gonna pay themselves so he better cough up soon. I'll get my coat.

 

Didn't read the joke, though