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Reasons for Dating me

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Nicholas1991, Mar 29, 2014.

  1. Nicholas1991

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    Have any of you guys seen the 'reasons for dating me' thing? what are yours?
    mine would be:

    I have the loyalty of a dog (and I'm housebroken)
    you'd always have a second person for video games
    Im small so you would always be bigger than me
    I love being silly and jumping in puddles :icon_redf

    ^.^
     
  2. SemiCharmedLife

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    Reasons to date me:

    You pity me
     
  3. stocking

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    1. I'm sweet :slight_smile:

    2. I'm faithful no cheating with this girl :icon_bigg

    3 . I'm honest :slight_smile:

    4 . I give lovely kisses :kiss: and great hugs (*hug*)

    5. I'm a giver :la:

    6. I'm willing to compromise :slight_smile:

    7 . I'll never forget your birthday :birthday:

    8. I like to receive:icon_mrgr

    9. I'm a quick learner :la:
     
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    Because you want to.
     
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    Im childish and cute!!
    I can cook
    Im very loving
    Im small
    I hate arguing so will try very hard to not cause fights

    Most of all, i will sacrifice you to the Angel of Destruction if you dont ^o^
     
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    I like to cuddle alot.
    I'm cute
    I'll feed you compliments
    Honest AF
    Naturally radiating heat
    Sometimes I'm funny
    I'm having a hard time thinking of why you should date me xD
     
  7. Nicholas1991

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    I'm a nurse (almost) so id take care of you for free
    I never know what to say so id always listen
    i make you look good in comparison
     
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    1:I'll try my best to take care of you.
    2:No matter your gender, if you are cold, you get my coat.
    3:I'm a bit awkward and shy, if you find that appealing.
    4:I love "curvy" girls (i.e. hips, thighs, big booty) so you should be ok. I don't like anorexic girls though.
    5: There is so much of me to LOVE ^.^
    6:I'm never boring, or at least, I try not to be.
    7: I LOVE video games and music.
    8: I don't have a smartphone, only a flip-phone that I never use, so I won't be distracted from you.
    9:I love hugs, cuddling, etc, but I am not that interested in sex right now, so don't worry about me being a horn dog.
    10: You can talk to me about anything.
    11:I try to be honest and careful with your feelings at the same time, so if something doesn't make you look that good, I'll let you know, but only if you ask me, and I'll be nice about it. And I will have a shield up to deflect any projectiles.
    12:I may forget things, but I will always try to get you something for your birthday, Valentines day, etc.
    13:One girl is good enough for me, so I'll never cheat.
    14:If we are cuddling and you fall asleep on me, I ain't moving. Unless I need the bathroom, or my hip pops out of socket, (happens ALL. THE. TIME.) then all bets are off.
    15:I'll love you forever, but only if you let me.

    (By the way, I can't date until I'm 15, at least. Me and my Mom both agree on that. Sorry if anyone was interested. At all. FOREVER ALOOONEEE...)
     
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    1. I don't cheat
    2. I'm cute
    3. I'm funny
    4. I'm a good therapist when the time is needed.
     
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    Because im pretty fucking awesome! :grin:
     
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    1. I am loyal.

    2. I am kind and considerate.

    3. I am trustworthy.

    4. I will be your best friend.

    5. I will support you in what your dreams and ambitions are...if you will support me.

    6. I will respect you.
     
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    1 - I might not throw you down an elevator shaft
    2 - Ill let u touch my mask