As the founder and Supreme leader of the Skittle Rebellion. I like to declare the true goals and objectives of the Skittle Rebellion. The Skittle Rebellion will oppose the evil Gnerd Army for all time, and fight aganist the Gnerds oppression of all candy loving nerds. Skittle Rebels believe the term Gnerds is offensive, as it is not fair that straight nerds get their own candy, this is the type of DISCRIMINATION i will not stand for. We are each apart of the big gay ass tasty rainbow and deserve our own candy god dammit. Our Goals : World peace Spread love of candy Gay Rainbow Powers for all Defeat Gnerd Army To protect and instill the power of the big gay rainbow for all. All officials Member of the Skittle Rebellion Will Receive Gay Rainbow Powers, free candy, and access to the land of rainbows. The Gnerd Army will tremble at the power of our most loyal warrior Rainbow Dash.
No were not violent, we only act in self defense the Gnerds declared war on us, and we must protect the big gay rainbow. the big gay rainbow hate violence that why it will heal or bring back to life all those that become hurt during the war that include the Gnerds. It is our duty to stop the gnerds imperialist quest of land and protect the land of closetia.
Would that suit? It's a bit long but I couldn't just leave sth out I swear by the almighty power of colors, the goodness of the human heart and the loyality within a Skittles heart that I will follow the Skittles Rebellion with my true and fully heart, that I will defend Closetia from any danger, that I will stop the Gnerds’ imperial and violent movement and unite and spread all colors of the rainbow to the loyal and true members of the Skittles Rebellion.
Since I've infiltrated the gnerds' thread, I'll post here to be fair What kinds of candy do you give?
We give out whatever said person favorite candy is, if they don't like candy we give them chicken, if they don't like either we give them their favorite icecream, cookies, cake, or fruit.
