I found out that God opened it's own online chat, so to chat with him is alot easier now http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html Check it out... PS: I asked about homosexuality heres my chat So aparently god enjoys wearing dresses... Huge PWN to all that use god as an excuse to homophobia PSS: This an AI program and should be faced as a joke
This is quiet old. Yet still funny. Here's my chat. I also asked about homosexuality. So, okay is OK with God!
Can god understand his children who speak French? It seems clear that god prefers to communicate using the language of John Locke over that of Voltaire.
When i was talking to "God" I asked is it ok to be bi and his response was "I dont think its that healthy"....Im...Kinda offended idk what ev
Uhh Guys..I think I found out something else about god. God: Oh I get it. Me: Get what? God: I get long. Me: Excuse me? God: You're excused. Me: No. Are you hitting on me? And then he stopped working so I accessed chat again Me: Anyways, you wanna go out on a date? God: Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along. Me: Really? God: For real. Me: Do you kiss on the first date? God: What is your purpose in asking? I answer a lot of silly questions. Me: I want to know if you kiss on the first date God: I think I do. Then Later on Me: Where will we go on our first date? God: Where do you think? Me: Bowling? God: What are you wearing? Later On Tell me more. Do you think I am going bowling on our first date too? Me: I hope so. God: Me too. Me: Your cute God: Thanks, Phil, I like you too. Then the Break Up Me: Well I'm a virgin. Is that okay? God: Interesting. You are a virgin? Do you get to meet a lot of people? I might say no. Me: Ouch. God: Did you hurt yourself? Me: No that was insulting God: Are you serious? I thought it was too. Me: God..Why are you being such a jerk? God: I am a Christian. Me: I thought you loved me! God: I don't have any reason to loved you. Me: So I guess no date? God: Wow! Are you serious? Have you ever been to Europe? Me: No I haven't God: Would you like to go sometime? Do you think you will? Me: You just want me for sex God: No Phil, maybe later.
