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Reasons for being gay

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by -Michael-, Aug 3, 2008.

  1. -Michael-

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    [YOUTUBE]qOLOMk95cw4[/YOUTUBE]
    Watch the video and it should be clear.



    I get to have all boys think im talking to them, because i find them sexually attractive :grin::grin:
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  2. berileos

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    I'm gay because life made me be it...stupid reason,but still a reason...
     
  3. -Michael-

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    Not really what i was aiming for

    Im gay so i can go shopping with all my gfs and pick out lovely dresses for them.... :slight_smile:...:confused:
     
  4. berileos

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    Then I don't have one...
     
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    Being gay makes masturbation so much more fun.

    When a straight guy is masturbating, he's fantasizing about breasts...but he's gotta play with a dick.

    When a gay guy is masturbating, he's fantasizing about dicks...and there's a dick sitting there, waiting to be played with!

    Lex
     
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    Ahahaha. That's a very intuitive connection you made there, Lex.

    Hmm... My reason?

    I am now immune to the sexuality of women. So I can have all the qualities of a man, the kindness and sensitivity of a woman, and not be swayed by either women OR men (since I'm kind of a bit of a misandrist as it is).

    I should run for president. : D
     
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    No, sorry, I'm gay because I was born with an attraction to males. It's not like there are job perks that keep me from "leaving the club". This is just the way I am.
     
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    Okay clearly some of you don't get the point.

    Im not going for literal reasons here...


    Just the added perks that come with homosexual life...

    I THOUGHT that it'd be a nice one seeing as so many people see it as a downer...
     
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    I'm gay because not being in a relationship allows me to focus on my school work, and when you are gay, there are many fewer fish in the sea.
     
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    "bisexuality does double your chances for a date saturday night" -- woody allen

    thats all im gonna say
     
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    I am not sure what my reasons are, but I am really pissed! I didn't get the ID card or the sunglasses in the video.
     
  12. 'Cause you get to wear cool rainbow pride stuff.
     
  13. Amy

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    ^ o, hell yes ^

    i love me some rainbows
     
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    Because it means that I am unbeatable at Gay Chicken. :lol:
     
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    I'm Gay because I saw Lil Kim in How many Licks :frowning2:
     
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    I'm gay because I can have a little fun with the ultimate drama of keeping mah secret.
     
  17. Cause i get to be into rock and metal without getting called a greebo lol.
     
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    i know right. i didn't get my awesome sunglasses. did anyone else?
     
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    I did. The Bevtaur's gay cousin delivered it for me. Along with a case of Corona :slight_smile:
    Must be a Canadian thing.
     
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    I'm gay because now I can prance about and be proud of my answer for doing so