Disclaimer: Don't try this at home. Please. I want you all to imagine the most dramatic, funny, elaborate, overproduced way of coming out to your friends and/or family, and the most important reason why it couldn't work, then post in here. For example: I'd make a trailer for a fake movie, action packed, with drama, half naked women, and a gritty version of "The merry-go-round broke down" as background music...then, there would be a fade to black, and, in the traditional Looney Tunes font, except all filled with cracks, the title "I am gay" will appear. And then I'd appear on the screen, with a sword on my hand, an armor, and women gripped to my legs. Camera angle widens, as an apocalyptic battlefield unfolds all around us. Won't work because: I don't have the budget. The reaction: My parent's would say "It's...okay. But why would you put the "I am gay" letters before you? Are you saying you're gay?" And now it's your turn!