Funniest Questions about your Sexuality

"Does that mean you think I'm hot? Because I don't want to be friends with a guy who thinks I'm hot."

Don't flatter yourself, my friend.

 

"Then why do you dress like that?"

Lex

 

"So do you still like my boobs?"
*takes hands and places them on boobs*

What the f^ck?!

 

(This was asked as a joke, but still. >.<)
"So, do you get turned on by looking at yourself in a mirror?"

Uhh, NO. I may be attracted to girls, but I'm not attracted to myself, thankyou. XD

 

my friend was touching me and i told him to stop then he asked "why does it matter your bi?"

>.> i may be somewhat bi but i still have personal space but it seems he didnt get the point so i spent the rest of the year trying to keep him off me even though he says hes straight

 

always get the "sure?cuz you dont look like a lesbian" card.so come on,please,do tell me wot a lesbian has to look like u fool!!

i hate "how do u know if uve never had sex with a man?" errrrrrrrrrr i just do!!!!!:eusa_danc

 

I can think of three funny questions that have been thrown my way about my sexuality.

First was from my mother. I came out to her two Thursday nights ago. I also told her that in college, I tried very hard to have a girlfriend (don't think I really deep down wanted one, but wanted to fit in... everyone else was doing it... my how the times have changed). After I told her I was interested in men, I told her this story (its all true). The last girl I took out for dinner a few times, we'll call her Linda, became very good friends with me. Not girl friend / boy friend, but just good friends. We kept in touch for 8 months after graduation. Then, this last January, she texts me and says "thanks for being such a good friend to me for the past year and a half. My boyfriend would prefer if I do not keep in touch with any of my male friends, as he has had relationships in the past where his girlfriend has not been faithful. I know that this is not very fair to you, and I am sorry." After I showed her the text message, she said "I am really sorry." Here's the funny question she asked me the following day: "was that with Linda the last straw? kind of blew your confidence in girls?" I then told her that no, my eyes always gravitate towards the guys, even before Linda."

The second question was from a night when my two best friends and I were watching Transformers. One of them said that he wanted to marry "Meghan hot as a fox." They both know that I love Shia LeBeouf. Then the younger one (my two best friends are brothers) asked me "I bet you would love him to get his love all over you, wouldn't you?" I looked at him with the biggest smile, and said, "oh yeah." I love it when my friends are cool enough to joke around with me about my sexuality and still be cool with me.

The third question was from when my uncle and I were at a casino together, just chillin for the day. He knows I am gay. He asked me, right in the middle of the Hard Rock Cafe (we were at Foxwoods in Connecticut), "are you more of a p or a c?" I looked at him, really confused, and told him that "you know, this whole coming out thing and everything was just a joke...I am really a pussy loving, motor boating SOB." He cracks up, and said "no dumbass, are you a pitcher or a catcher?" I then responded by saying that Joe Mauer is not my favorite baseball player just because he is one of the five hottest dudes I have ever seen... he also plays my position

--Matt

 

Oh I just remembered another one!

My friend (female) asked me,
"How can you know?"

I replied,
"Well, I just do."

Her:
"Have you ever even been with a woman?"

Me:
"Have you?"

 

Not a question, but it's worth mentioning:

"Oh, you're gay? I know this other gay guy, you two should hook up!"

Really. Well guess what, I know this other dipshit. You two should hook up.

 

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

Yea, I dont really have a funny question...I just thought that was hilarious

 

"So... will you wear the pants in your relationship?"

Wanted to punch my friends =P

 

"So if you ever get married, which one of you will wear the dress?"

 

On the same theme, "Would you be the guy or the girl in the relationship?" I just looked at her weirdly and said, "Isn't the defining characteristic of lesbian relationships that they consist of two girls and no guys?" She stuttered for a little while and had no answer.

 

" so since ur gay, does 2 girls kissing turn u on???"

my kuzin asked me tht after i got dun telling her a story about my frnd who happened 2 be a lesbian!!!

 

"i dont all this lesbian business,who pays?"

 

Best friend:
"So do you fancy me?"

Me:
"Err....no"

Best friend:
"Why not?"

:|

Antoher one.
From the two best friends who are going out.

"Will you come to MY hen party or HIS stag do?"
I said both and they went CRAAAAZY...
Saying i had to pick one aha...

He even offered to pay for a male stripper just for me...
then offered that he would do it aha

:')

This is my favourite, courtesy of the father.

"Well if you like willy, why not just look at your own?"

:')

 

lol

I don't have a funny question, but when I came out to three of my friends they made me sit there and rank EVERY SINGLE ONE of there body parts in order of attractiveness.

They were seriously like; 'so who has the hottest nose?'

I mean WTF do you say to that?

 

hottest nose?!ha.
we had an interesting rating game when we went to pride.i was with gay men so we went thru women asking who they would do for £32,000 then they'd suggest my friends or unattractive ppl & ppl i dont like & see if i wud get with them for that amount of money
was rather sick